Cats don’t have hands or cudgels, and are significantly smaller than you. I have none of those limitations.
It’s filled with flammable liquid and he has a lighter.
Let us spray.
Your spiritual guidance doesn’t work on cats.
Spray to the…
whatever.
I bet his nickname is Squirt.
If you spray below the waist, you can make it look like an accident.
I’ve done this. It really works. I add mint.
…say it…
…don’t spray it…
While you’re spraying those people, tell them it’s holy water and you’re baptizing them.
A bottle filled with ‘holy water’? “It buuuurns!”
I’m having a hard time envisioning Mr. Rogers disciplining a cat.
They don’t learn easily. Too much to unlearn. Real professionals use hydraulic excavators and front end loaders to remove previous teachings.
The spray bottle is actually filled with helly water, although the other suggestions above are noted.
Hey, you! Get away from my altar! You can’t make an offering there…! Quit that praying! I know you’re just making fun of my spiritual guidance.
Oxymoron
His desire to inspire this choir is all flocked up …!
There may or may not be hallucinogenic compounds in the water. Until we have obtained a clean sample, we cannot be certain.
Flamethrowers have been discovered to be ineffective…
We had a cat who became immune to the squirt bottle. He’d give us a dirty look and go back to what he was doing.
A squirt for a squirt only leaves both sides wet.
It doesn’t work THAT well on cats…
No flame wars here, please.
I know my guy dance would be inhibited.
Randy B Premium Member 8 days ago
Cats don’t have hands or cudgels, and are significantly smaller than you. I have none of those limitations.
tudza Premium Member 8 days ago
It’s filled with flammable liquid and he has a lighter.
Jonathan Lemon creator 8 days ago
Let us spray.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 days ago
Your spiritual guidance doesn’t work on cats.
Imagine 8 days ago
Spray to the…
whatever.
Ubintold 8 days ago
I bet his nickname is Squirt.
Superfrog 8 days ago
If you spray below the waist, you can make it look like an accident.
Lafsalot Premium Member 8 days ago
I’ve done this. It really works. I add mint.
3hourtour Premium Member 8 days ago
…say it…
…don’t spray it…
phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago
While you’re spraying those people, tell them it’s holy water and you’re baptizing them.
PraiseofFolly 8 days ago
A bottle filled with ‘holy water’? “It buuuurns!”
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 8 days ago
I’m having a hard time envisioning Mr. Rogers disciplining a cat.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 days ago
They don’t learn easily. Too much to unlearn. Real professionals use hydraulic excavators and front end loaders to remove previous teachings.
Kaputnik 8 days ago
The spray bottle is actually filled with helly water, although the other suggestions above are noted.
coltish1. 8 days ago
Hey, you! Get away from my altar! You can’t make an offering there…! Quit that praying! I know you’re just making fun of my spiritual guidance.
Rev Phnk Ey 8 days ago
Oxymoron
Howard'sMyHero 8 days ago
His desire to inspire this choir is all flocked up …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 days ago
There may or may not be hallucinogenic compounds in the water. Until we have obtained a clean sample, we cannot be certain.
markkahler52 8 days ago
Flamethrowers have been discovered to be ineffective…
willie_mctell 8 days ago
We had a cat who became immune to the squirt bottle. He’d give us a dirty look and go back to what he was doing.
6turtle9 8 days ago
A squirt for a squirt only leaves both sides wet.
Mary McNeil Premium Member 8 days ago
It doesn’t work THAT well on cats…
davidob 8 days ago
No flame wars here, please.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr 7 days ago
I know my guy dance would be inhibited.