Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 17, 2020

Oh boy! What a shocker! Based on this, Gil is obviously proposing to suspend Chris! No way is he fooling us, and tomorrow we’ll find out he wants to suspend Teddy. No way! Is this it? Is this the point where finally, someone, came up with the brilliant realization that Teddy was committing a suspendable, if not expulsionable offense by possessing this for-some-reason illegal old test? Only Gil could be smart enough to realize that!

And speaking of smart, you’d be smart to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Perhaps the suspendable offense is “grinding over the textbook”.

Can’t wait for the end of this stupid plot. Next up…STD pandemic at MH!!

In all reality , Damn right Coach Thorp ,Alexa deserves to be suspended . Didn’t see that one coming did you Gil ?

Nah, just take the mutt out back for a good old-fashioned BEATING! Have Teddy run the gauntlet of all the athletes!

Hopefully the suspension involves this story line, these characters, and the use of misshapen hands.

Milford campus will close due to virus. Gil and Mimi will coach on line E-sports.

P1- Teddy looks to be related to Barry Bader. Can you beat that!

P1, Wrong answer, punk! And Gil backhands the twerp just like he did with his own kids when they mouthed off. And were still in the strip.

P2, Which would explain why Chris was sitting in the library with his pants around his ankles.

P3, Gil, no matter how upset you may be, you can’t have Pedro suspended.

Prove it! The line of all future criminals.

“…prove it…”…that’s what Chris should’ve said when he was first questioned about this by Granny and the gang

And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for that meddling coach.

I mentioned this yesterday, somewhere in the replies, but….

P4: “A suspension of disbelief. It’s the only way to get through this story!”

Gil is asking that he be suspended. That way he will have an actual legitimate reason for not coaching. Now, off to PUB!

How was this supposed to be a prank in the first place??P1 Daily giant hand

The facial ant torture didn’t work, and now Teddy is going to go Johnny Cochrane on Gil and walk from this sham story. He’s thinking of guesting on Mark Trail, or show his dramatic side on Mary Worth.

“Prove it!”

’Did you give Chris an old Midterm?"

“Yes.”

“Did you turn Chris in?”

“Yes.”

“You’re suspended.”

“Didn’t think this one through…”

P-3: Gil offers to teach Chemistry next term.

…is Dr. Pearl looking for a hard candy in her purse?

Quick time out…since some of our snarkers are of a certain age, just curious if anyone has been diagnosed with Covid or has symptoms…and if so, what State?

P 4: “…prove what, you little twerp?….that you were out shopping around old tests?….I don’t need to prove that…you already admitted it…”…that will be the basis for his suspension, I’m guessing…

“We are suspending the season, the spring season, and all classes because of coronavirus. But MCC will have to remain open during the emergency.”

Due to popular demand—well one person—and because of the cancelation of the NCAA tournament, we are starting a competition for lamest Gil Thorp villains of the decade! There are a full 32, chosen by the selection committee using scientific bracketology methods.

P2- Poor Dr Pearl is so old and frail that she can’t even change clothes anymore.

P3- Whew! I better go down to the cafeteria and help out with the fish fry.

All righty now. Whose the sucker that stole Dr. Pearl’s water spewing flower broach prop?