Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 21, 2020

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    RussellRogerBe1  over 4 years ago

    still waiting for the ’mayor’s’ parental unit and two uncles to confront and deal with the snitchy teach who caused all of this nonsense.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 4 years ago

    P1, Might want to lose that Milford bumper sticker, Mom. I guess she gets the pleasure of watching The Mayor down his breakfast on the way to school now. Oh, and why does The Mayor appear to be getting into the car, not out?

    P2, The Mayor’s first encounter with Nurse Ratched.

    P3, The Mayor gives his new reform school pal a stupid nickname, and hilarity ensues.

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    Bucky  over 4 years ago

    P1 Get that “Milford Baseball” sticker off the car! Or then again, leave it on because that is the only Milford Baseball we have been seeing lately.

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    Mr Reality  over 4 years ago

    In all reality , I’m the brother from Milford who got caught with a shank in his backpack .My name is Shaft and I’m a Bad Mother F**Ķer ,want me to fix you a peanut butter bagel ?

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    Charks  over 4 years ago

    Cue Tom Selleck in “An Innocent Man”. MY high school class president WAS arrested for bank robbery some 20 years later. Heard he just got out, so hang in there Mike.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 4 years ago

    I can’t wait for the next election when we can vote The Mayor out as well as the inept Prosecutor who allows this revolving door of bank robbers back into the school system.

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    bearwku82  over 4 years ago

    P1- By the looks of that GOS sign, The Mayor is climbing back into Mom Muffy’s sled. Goshen HS adios.

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    thejudge  over 4 years ago

    The Mayor needs to pull a “Feech_La_Manna” and set the tone early in his first day of prison, I mean Milford Modified.

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    Give this guy an unwanted nickname Mike…please…

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    twainreader  over 4 years ago

    and so begins Mike’s new adventure with his new HR teacher, Mr. Kotter.

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    twainreader  over 4 years ago

    P-4: No, but it’s good to know I’m not the only new kid.

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    Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And I walked over to the bench there, and there’s Group W is where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin’ your special crime.

    There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin’ people on the bench there. There was mother-rapers father-stabbers father-rapers! Father-rapers sittin’ right there on the bench next to me!

    And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible and crime fightin’ guys were sittin’ there on the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one the meanest Father-raper of them all was comin’ over to me, and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to Me.

    He said, “Kid, what’d you get?”

    I said, “I didn’t get nothin’. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage.”

    He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” and I said, “litterin’”

    And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, “And creatin’ a nuisance”

    And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench talkin’ about crime, mother-stabbin’, father-rapin’, all kinds of groovy things that we was talkin’ about on the bench, and everything was fine.

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    “No, I was busted for littering . . . and creating a nuisance.”

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    jslabotnik  over 4 years ago

    P3: From the look of those desks, the Mopman must’ve been run out of Milford to the reform school also. Maybe Milford got dial up and can tap a few keys to access MUT now.

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    hifirick1953  over 4 years ago

    The Mayor better watch out, That guy looks like he is carrying a taser. I am sure they will be Besties by the end of the school year.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    How big is this alternative school? There must be a lot of high school convicts and delinquents in the valley. And the school is Goshen? So The Mayor can probably get on the baseball team right away and help destroy Milford’s chances when they play them in a week or two.

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    HooDaD  over 4 years ago

    I thought he was going to attend Valley Modified. What’s with the Goshen sign?

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    Bluedarter  over 4 years ago

    He picked up his package of weed from Vito From Goshen and was told to see the exterminator, er, janitor about making some money at this school. Gil inspired The Mayor to become The Godfather, so he puts a butter-knife in Smart Ass before SA can pull that zip gun from his prosthetic hand. He heard it was a tough school. They’re sending bank robbers here instead of Leavenworth. I think The Unabomber is teaching Chemistry/Math or Meth in fifth period.

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    gzitver  over 4 years ago

    If it’s Goshen, the geography teacher must be Loweezy from “Snuffy Smith.”

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    Scott S  over 4 years ago

    Nah! I tore the “Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law” tag off my new mattress.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    How in the hell do you get out of a car backwards like Mayor McDoofus is?

    Well he’s making friends already. Maybe he can find someone to sneak back to Milford High with him and shank Dr. Pearl and Gil during a staff meeting.

    And speaking of sneaking, you don’t have to sneak around if you want to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Just go to this link – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    wmac8898  over 4 years ago

    So far there are only two students in first period Knife Making 101.

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    hablano  over 4 years ago

    No, I’m the bro who killed three nosy punks in Milford.

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