Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 28, 2022

Gil took a cut of the profits…

Sheesh, Gil, way to out Gordon as the snitch. Half the school knows about the betting…why mention the “assault” part?

Red Forman-we need your foot!

It’s time for — THE LEARNING MOMENT!

P4 “WHAAATTT? That would be allegedly coach, Gordon is batsh*t crazy and hates me, he’ll do or say just about anything to destroy me.”

You realize that kids have gotten sent to overseas sweatshops for lesser offenses, don’t you Prank?

P1 Gilpa works harder than he has in weeks as he snaps off a round of EES and awakens from his trance when he realizes he might actually have to act like a coach and discipline one of his players

With this recent EES epidemic, this the most excitement since Big Bob Stuff Ottewill was dating Darby Kiser, the teen mom of that huge toddler Jaxon. The kid should be old enough to play left tackle.

Having that discussion in the hallway, jeeeesh!

Let me tell ya,

You’ve got to know when to hold ’em

Know when to fold ’em

Know when to walk away

And know when to run

You never count your money

When you’re sittin’ at the table

There’ll be time enough for countin’

When the dealin’s done

P 4: “… Smith!… we take things like butter knives, bookmaking, and assault very very serious here…”

In all reality , you’ve got a beating coming. Moose , Rocco take over ! Thanks Gil ,with pleasure .

They sure love pulling kids out of class at Milford.

And isn’t this a case for the assistant principal anyway?

P4 Running with scissors. Swimming after eating. …………

I bet it pales in comparison to drinking hard cider at a party, though!

Who did the art in panels #2 and 3? They both look like something done during a HS art class

1: Damn, he beat me to it!

2: Get that punk out of my class

3: Give me 50 laps

I wish they would go back to the plots of the 1960s. Of course, that wish presumes there is a plot.

P2- Today’s lesson is “How to draw an eye chart”.

“I couldn’t believe it either, Coach. Don Vito always gives me a piece of the collection, this guy thought I worked for free! Oh yeah, you okay with me shaving a few points next game? Mr. Vito said he was working on something pretty special.

Sarcasm does not befit you, Coach.

Overreacting. Huh, that’s probably what caused the G man to drop 40 lbs. and 20 years.

How many times have we seen Gil pull a kid out of class? And has it ever been the case where it could not wait until in between classes, lunch, or the end of the day? NOPE. And speaking of waiting, if you’ve been waiting for today’s Mopped Up Thorp, wait no more.

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Wait, is that Pranit? The guy who looks so much like Gil that the MUT plot has been to the effect that he may be Jami returned from his stint in a south Asian sweatshop and looking for revenge? Why does he suddenly have dark skin? Did the south Asian sun exposure suddenly cumulatively kick in between last week’s strips and now?