[getting increasingly agitated] Wait, who won it? Who is the winner?? [calming down] Oh, right, it’s a literary device to create suspense, we’ll find out tomorrow, that’s fine, I can wait [suddenly getting agitated again] Oh NO it’s SATURDAY, Gil Thorp doesn’t run on Sundays, I gotta wait till Monday, HOW AM I GONNA WAIT TILL MONDAY
And then just in. There is a silly rumor going around the majority of the COTY committee members have formed a “secret” ABM (anybody but Milford) coalition to ensure the streak comes to an end.
Wait, is that last guy the one who got punched in the stomach? I guess he did motivate his players off the field, but I don’t think that’s what they meant. And speaking of motivating, I hope it doesn’t take much motivation to get you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Hatchet77 4 months ago
Gotta be kaz!
James St. John Smythe 4 months ago
I was still thinking Gil could win until he mentioned what qualities this year’s winner has.
Charks 4 months ago
Kaz should be favored because of tenure as a HEAD coach. And award to Martinez has already checked PC box.
crettawva 4 months ago
It’s Coach Kim!
crettawva 4 months ago
And they had to stretch it out another week.
That kid with Marfan 4 months ago
Monday: “And the winner is… None of the Above?”
tkers70 4 months ago
And the winner is Miss Venezuela (try and spell it!)
Little Blue Bicycle 4 months ago
“…Miss Colombia! I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. It’s Miss Philippines.”
Mr Reality 4 months ago
And in all reality , there is no one winner , we’re all Winners . Participation Trophies for Everyone ! The Bar is Open !
Twainrdr 4 months ago
Silly Snarkers! There can be only one, this year: Mother Goose!!!
artegal 4 months ago
“None of the above!”
bearwku82 4 months ago
Candidates are Toe, Tays and Perm? By golly it’s Tod Andrews. Someone who actually shows up and cares.
crettawva 4 months ago
Tod Andrews would be a great pick. I’m still picking Coach Kim. The writers are probably fishing for answers cause they don’t know who to pick.
jayesquire 4 months ago
And now that I have the day right -— another Saturday cliffhanger ????
Bluedarter 4 months ago
“Me!”
Trespassers W 4 months ago
“…Mimi’s golf coach!”
Gil-doh! 4 months ago
P4 “It’s me again! Get out of here all you losers!”
David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
[getting increasingly agitated] Wait, who won it? Who is the winner?? [calming down] Oh, right, it’s a literary device to create suspense, we’ll find out tomorrow, that’s fine, I can wait [suddenly getting agitated again] Oh NO it’s SATURDAY, Gil Thorp doesn’t run on Sundays, I gotta wait till Monday, HOW AM I GONNA WAIT TILL MONDAY
Irish53 4 months ago
P 4: “ it’s no one!…. You all suck!..,”
jayesquire 4 months ago
And then just in. There is a silly rumor going around the majority of the COTY committee members have formed a “secret” ABM (anybody but Milford) coalition to ensure the streak comes to an end.
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
the blind pitching coach has already filed a discrimanation suit
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
wheres the coach who goes to leos barber who was gonna call the comissioner on tobe oh another story never finished
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
dam cami you couldnt trim your mustache
Mopman 4 months ago
Wait, is that last guy the one who got punched in the stomach? I guess he did motivate his players off the field, but I don’t think that’s what they meant. And speaking of motivating, I hope it doesn’t take much motivation to get you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp.wordpress com/2024/07/13/well-this-eliminates-gil/
tcayer 4 months ago
“And the winner is… ME! I turned my wife into a pro golfer!”
metals24 4 months ago
The coach who said Inma can’t wrestle.
rpaul33 4 months ago
Gilbot9000 to Gilly: “Shut. Up. Give. The. Award. Dumba$$. You. Could. Be. Banging. Beth. Right. Now. If. You. Don’t. Want. To. I. Will.”
Devonshade 4 months ago
It’s Coach Coach from Cheers!
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] 4 months ago
Meanwhile, back in Milford, Rod is waiting at the corner for Gil to pick him up for the next day tryouts.
JPuzzleWhiz 4 months ago
“…ME!”