Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 30, 2025

Keri’s height grew two sizes that day…

I apologize for being unavailable. Excited to talk to all the fans! AMA!

Pretty sure the referee would not have allowed Inma on the mat if the headgear were illegal.

Of course the jerk is simply looking for a way to claim her loss was because Inma cheated rather than admitting she got whupped.

The match moves outside — as MMA.

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Why does Keri suddenly look like Pedro?

Oh, geez. Back to the hijab storyline? Get some new material.

Is Rachel learning how to draw basketball players?

Keri has a history of coming in hot, first beating up the pretty smelling Dotty Dubbs, then taking up for her on the softball field and getting promiscuous with Master P in between. Beware Kelly Thompson. The b!tch is back. Stone cold sober ain’t that a fact.

Truth is worth repeating:

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She’s hangry. Somebody get her something to eat.

Didn’t we already deal with this “the headgears is illegal” storyline?

panel two inma and keri think maybe clam is not so bad

Well, of course Peanut will slug this mouthy girl tomorrow, because she knows that daddy will make sure she that she suffers no consequences.

“…can’t fight your own battles Inma?…gotta’ sic this pug fugly man-lookin’ b!tch on me?…”

With Britney Spears…uh, Sears…in the house, I’m hoping for a choreographed dance rumble like in West Side Story of the Bad video.

Well sh!t. Lets just get back to the Gil and Beth romance for a change.

So, is that supposed to be the Tilden girl from 2 days ago?When Imna got her 3?

Lauren shoulda used an atomic drop when she had the chance during the match.

On this day in Gil Thorp History: 01/31/1974

Todd: Well……All the exams are overGil: I might as well make the rounds and find out how Jay J. did!Gloria (Teacher 1): I’m going to give him a passing grade in English……Although I must say, it’s a gift! I’m giving him a lot of credit for effortGil: Thanks, Gloria….I’ll see that he keeps tryingDave (Teacher 2): For a guy who didn’t do a thing all semester, he did surprisingly well in the mid-years, Gil. I’ll give him a 65 in science!Gil: Two down…..two to go! Excuse me, Dave…..I’m going to check out his Math & History grades.

That was the REAL Gil Thorp!!!

What other sports should Milford High add? I don’t recall ever seeing a bowling team. Has there ever been a soccer team? Lacrosse? I would think Henry would be all over an E-Sports team! I’m sure he knows more about that than real high school sports.

Green tights girl: “…get outta’ my face, d!ck-breath…I wasn’t talking to you….”

henry thinks why do i make racheal draw charecters ill never feature then he quotes rick james

Is that supposed to be --an oft-used expression with Rachel—— Keri? She is like 8-feet tall and become rather masculine. Maybe “they” is appropriate for him/her/fill in the blank.

I think Keri needs a Snickers.

Did Keri wrestle in that stupid hooded sweatshirt again? Come on, Luke, what kind of coach are you? Is that even legal? And speaking of legal, Mopped Up Thorp is so good I’m surprised it’s even legal.

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Can you draw some fat people please.