I’m sure swearing would ensue
Yeah, right.
Give her a debit card!
No… tell to get a job.
Then why would you want one?
Yeah, famous last words.
Give her an outdated expired card.
Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.
Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?
Her boyfriend will use it, not her.
Let her get a car too.
Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.
Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.
But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.
No! You’re just like your mother!!!
Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.
I’d help her resist temptation.
She just wants to start a collection of cards
It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.
is he a giant pig??
If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!
Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.
I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years
To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.
Who dresses like that?
“I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”
Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?
And cows are going to start flying tomorrow
A test of gullibility.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
C 17 days ago
I’m sure swearing would ensue
oldpine52 17 days ago
Yeah, right.
The dude from FL Premium Member 17 days ago
Give her a debit card!
sbenton7684 17 days ago
No… tell to get a job.
Gizmo Cat 17 days ago
Then why would you want one?
Kimmies01 17 days ago
Yeah, famous last words.
Ubintold 17 days ago
Give her an outdated expired card.
PraiseofFolly 17 days ago
Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.
Superhawk 17 days ago
Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?
garcoa 17 days ago
Her boyfriend will use it, not her.
Frank Salem Premium Member 16 days ago
Let her get a car too.
sandpiper 16 days ago
Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.
monya_43 16 days ago
Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.
gozirra2 Premium Member 16 days ago
But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.
paranormal 16 days ago
No! You’re just like your mother!!!
dflak 16 days ago
Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 16 days ago
I’d help her resist temptation.
mindjob 16 days ago
She just wants to start a collection of cards
Doug K 16 days ago
It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.
wildlandwaters 16 days ago
is he a giant pig??
kathleenhicks62 16 days ago
If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!
DaBump Premium Member 16 days ago
Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.
John M 16 days ago
I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years
cuzinron47 16 days ago
To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 16 days ago
Who dresses like that?
Strawberry King 16 days ago
“I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”
HodgeElmwood 16 days ago
Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?
EXCALABUR 16 days ago
And cows are going to start flying tomorrow
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 16 days ago
A test of gullibility.