Ages ago I was married to a registered dietitian, which is how I know the American Dietetics Association declared dietitian is the preferred spelling rather than dietician. And who would know better?
The doctor said Muffin had two in the breadbox, and they named them Crouton and Croissant. They adopted a rescue bagel from the pound to complete their little slice of heaven.
GreasyOldTam 28 days ago
Did they have a baker’s dozen doughnut holes?
pschearer Premium Member 28 days ago
Ages ago I was married to a registered dietitian, which is how I know the American Dietetics Association declared dietitian is the preferred spelling rather than dietician. And who would know better?
Imagine 28 days ago
Impressive. I can’t think of a single additional pun to add to that.
sevaar777 28 days ago
Punny you…
Uncle Kenny 28 days ago
<Groan!> Well done.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 28 days ago
Even the mold wept with joy for his end of loafing and I’m not slicing it too thin to appreciate how he rose.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 28 days ago
Go yeast, young bread!
phritzg Premium Member 28 days ago
Great comic, John. I love your rye sense of humor.
Jayalexander 28 days ago
I AM not an animal cracker.
PraiseofFolly 28 days ago
I oh-feel-ya should ‘get thee to a punnery’!
Differentname 28 days ago
That’s a crummy joke.
Gent 28 days ago
Bread with hairy fungus growing outta him? EEEEEEWWWW!
pat sandy creator 28 days ago
he’s a bread-head……
scote1379 Premium Member 28 days ago
Put Jam in his pockets He’s Toast. !
Nuliajuk 28 days ago
At yeast things ended up okay for him in the end.
mokspr Premium Member 28 days ago
John using up all the puns, well, it just goes against the grain l tell you!
Zebrastripes 28 days ago
I’m so glad he rose to the Occassion!
Calvins Brother 28 days ago
MuddyUSA Premium Member 28 days ago
Not liking this new stuff at all……sorry!
P51Strega 28 days ago
He used to eat at the fanciest restaurants, now he’ll usually brown baguette.
Packratjohn Premium Member 28 days ago
I still think he’s a heel…
kartis 28 days ago
The bun is the highest form of humour.
davewhamond creator 28 days ago
This could be a book or a movie. I need more Bread Boy!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 28 days ago
That was fin! Very clever! I’m going to go make some buttery toast.
jscarff57 Premium Member 28 days ago
Thanks, I kneaded this today!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 28 days ago
The doctor said Muffin had two in the breadbox, and they named them Crouton and Croissant. They adopted a rescue bagel from the pound to complete their little slice of heaven.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 28 days ago
Boo! :D
MissyTiger 28 days ago
Their wedding registry was at Fine Jams and Jellies.
TonysSon 27 days ago
Getting that French toast was a great PAIN.
markkahler52 26 days ago
At least he was coming through the rye….
KenDHoward1 26 days ago
Funny enough … Thanks for the share … :)