The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 22, 2024

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    charliefarmrhere  about 1 month ago

    So what where he bought them. Isn’t it the thought that counts???

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    if that’s how it works, then Loretta got dinner from the outhouse

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 1 month ago

    So what? I mean really, so what?

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    Zykoic  about 1 month ago

    I used to carpool during the oil embargo of 1973. One guy insisted we stop at a florist on the way home so he could get his wife some flowers. He browbeat the other members of the carpool to buy some flowers for their wives. My wife’s first words as I walked into the house. “WHAT DID YOU DO!?”

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    laughingkitty  about 1 month ago

    He bought you roses! It doesn’t matter if they came from the florist, the grocery store or the gas station. He didn’t have to buy flowers at all. Can’t you appreciate thefact he did?

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    snsurone76  about 1 month ago

    At least he didn’t buy them from the tavern.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 month ago

    I beg your pardon, he never promised you a rose garden.

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Those gas station flowers are the BEST!!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At least he tried ;)

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    WilliamVollmer  about 1 month ago

    Since when do gas fumes invade the inside of a combination "C’ store/gas store?

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    How DARE he not spend $40 more to get flowers?!

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Quit your b!tching, at least its not gas station sushi.

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    GojusJoe  about 1 month ago

    Gas station? Flower shop? What’s the diff?

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    ncorgbl  about 1 month ago

    That’d be the last flowers she ever got from me.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Afterthought is still thought.. Loretta

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    anncorr339  about 1 month ago

    Well at leastleastLeroy bought you roses

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    anomaly  about 1 month ago

    They’re very rare. How often have you seen roses growing at a gas station?

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Poor guy can’t win for losing.

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    Smeagol  about 1 month ago

    She knew it was from a gas station because it smelled like Premium gasoline?

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    A roses is a rose.

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    Mopman  about 1 month ago

    I know the reason that was said was to set up the joke. But I’m imagining 3 seconds before this. Leroy walks into the room and asks her if she stopped to smell the roses. Huh? There is no reason for him to say that.

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Okay next time I bring you some air from the tire lane.

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    Alicelth Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A rose is a rose. It’s the thought that counts.

    OTOH – a rose bush lovingly bought and planted and cared for – wonderful! 8)

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