Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 25, 2024

He discovered the Plank Constant.

He wood have to be.

Remember, Doc, measure twice, cut once.

By Ikea

He’s chairman of the board.

Uh-oh. He is knot certified.

he did sleep at a motel 6

Maybe knot.

He went to med school, but he got board!

Careful with that wood-burning set!

I Wood say he’s perfect!

Are they at Cedars-Sinai?

He’s not even rated for particle board.

Give him a chance to ply his trade!

I knew this comic wood bring out the puns!

I would say he’s just bored certified.

“This is another poor victim of drive by Planking Doc! Can you save him?? " Doc: “I’ll transfuse him with a couple gallons of wood glue and he’ll be pine.”

‘We could ash him, but I think he’ll be pine’

Dr. Venn was panel certified before they let Venn near a patient.

It’ll be ready for sailors to walk it again in no time

Thick as a plank.

We will all pine for him if the patient dies.

need to spruce up the artwork a little

It’s about to become moot. They have a CNC router on order.

Wooden you like to know.

It needs surgery on its lumber spine.

That’s a lot of face to be lifted!

Well, if that’s what he’s cutting into, YOU will be bored certified!

You’d better nail that surgery, Doc, or the malpractice lawyers will beat you to a pulp.

Kentucky’s Rand Paul claims to be an eye doc but couldn’t’ be bothered with such matters and simply created his own board with family members staffing it. Look it up.

He doesn’t look like a doctor who wood screw around.

Being Board Certified is desirable, yes, but in what specialty? I hope that before going under the knife, the patient confirmed that he’s certified by the Board Certification Board.

He’s just removing a splinter.

Is that wood filler in the IV bottle?