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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 16, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Phelps: "I have a task for you, Miss Halper" Bernice: "Ok" Miss Phelps: "I spend a lot of time helping freshman locate their lockers, classes, etc. Do you think you could handle that?" Bernice: "GPS counseling? Sure" Miss Phelps: "Jeep-esque? What...?" Bernice: "Global.... Never mind. I'm on it"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
âGo Play Smarter-than-everybodyâorâSame Differenceâ
seyleigh over 11 years ago
Ms Phelps does understand what email is, right?
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Sheâs so behind the timesâŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Michael Scott didnât have to play⊠thereâs a car in the lake to prove it!âŠ.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
During my first days of H.S., though it was a large campus, I was good at learning how to keep track of where things were, and so were many others⊠and after the first week, it was pretty smooth sailing⊠especially considering there werenât any seniors or teacherâs aides (read: student age assistants) helping anyone outâŠ.
SF1972 over 11 years ago
I wonder if Miss Phelps has ever been introduced to the magic of faxing.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
ParsonsâŠ."Makers of the âElectric Eyeâ disposable satellite appâŠone time use, and it âwonât need to see, anymore!â "⊠"ParsonsââŠ.Your âEye In the Skyâ â Newbie Maps⊠âNow in convenient round shape, to help you go in circles more quicklyâ⊠â the Losten Foundation⊠âCommitted to helping students stand out moreâ⊠âHelping to innovate new tech for the next generation to find their wayâ⊠âWhen the demand is âGimme Plenty Spaceâ, Lostens finds it for youâŠ.â
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Just Ms Phelps being behind the times. Set into old routines established decades ago she isnât hip to the new lingo yet. Bernice will clue her in. ^Yes, this is obvious⊠but itâs now time for Bernice to be the center of the gagâŠ.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And besides⊠what Miss Phelps said was the same thing, but as weâve discovered last week, sheâs âanalogâ and Bern is âdigitalââŠ.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
âOld MAID Counselingâ. Yep, Bernice is ON it!
night owl over 11 years ago
Love the car. Teachers can afford that?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Somebody should gift Miss Phelps with a smart phone and teach her how to use it. (You might think a contemporary Guidance Counselor would have confiscated a drawer-full of them for infractions by now!)
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
What is it?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
Just a moment while she cranks up her Victrola.
dadoctah over 11 years ago
And steers with a wheel instead of a tiller! What is this, Buck Rogers?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Because I have been wondering about the direction of the strip, I checked Gregâs Blog on TheCartoonStudio.com. Greg or Karen hasnât written a blog since July 3rd. In 2010 Greg wrote 13 blog posts in September, in 2011 and 12 he wrote 2 and this Sept., nothing. I wonder whatâs up?
Hugh Manatee over 11 years ago
Good for Bernice doing work study or whatever, butâŠ.umâŠdoesnât she also have CLASSES to attend?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Did he? sorry I missed it.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
by the way Dave53, arenât you about Dave56 by now? : )
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
I had a Farmal Cub tractor with crank. Was fun to use.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
The Buggy Whip being used for transportation is one interpretation. The other is that she likes to use it on her students. âCounselingâ indeedâŠ
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
Not stupid, just behind the times, at least 20 years behind. Unlikely to be able to give good advice.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
I wonder if this weekâs arc might end up being a âmeeting of the mindsâ for Bern and Ms. Phelps⊠I.e., that their talents, skills, etc. will âequilibrizeâ and both will end up learning from each other. As Louis Armstrong âthought to himselfâŠ. What a wonderful worldâŠ..Ohhhhhhh..Yeaaaaaaaaahhâ
BTW, did anyone notice that many of todayâs strips were devoted to the NSA issue? âShoe,â âNon Sequitur,â âWizard of IDâ? HmmmmâŠ.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Iâve gotten used to using a GPS for auto travel, but using it inside for finding lockers & classrooms is new to me. Donât disparage Ms. Phelps too much. .What is the difference between a herd of cattle being driven from one field to another & students moving from one classroom to another? The cattle are looking straight ahead and the students are looking at their iphones. I thought they were just texting; now I realize they are checking the path to their destination.
luann1212 over 11 years ago
Hahahahah!!! As a baby boomer who teaches a lot of Gen Ys as Bernice is I can relate, although I am not nearly as old-fashioned as Ms. Phelps is here. (lol) Remember though she is a good counselor, keep in mind the kids in this strip by themselves are only a tiny fraction of a typical high school.
Raygun over 11 years ago
GPS = Go Pound Sand
ewalnut over 11 years ago
So, Bernice. Youâre going to run around uploading the location of all the freshman lockers to a GPS map? I assume this map will be on the school website, and youâve checked that you have permission to upload. Considering some people canât use any sort of map, youâll still have to lead some freshmen around manually. So how does this save any time?
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Ha Bernice is due for a takedown. Maybe sheâll fall for a freshman â that would be humiliating.
Donny Wallace II over 11 years ago
Maybe this is a joke about Evans having his characters behind the times and in the reel to reel era and now he is showcasing that he is now catching up with the technology. Who knows?
ErrorMessage over 11 years ago
Awww⊠it is so cute when the children are shown as being so much smarter than the adults. GAG! Even my 80-something father knows about email and GPS even though he doesnât use them⊠and heâs no educator. Come on Greg, why such a low opinion of educators? Even my lousy teachers/counselors were sharper than these folks are.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
OH NO!! Not another week of these two. One was too much.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Give âem all SmartFones and turn âem loose
duffer37 over 11 years ago
Wow, the ignorance on here is amazing⊠did it occur to any of you troglodites that all Bernice meant was helping freshmen with directions and locations?
btw, Greg is not stretching the truth very far. My HS counselors were worthless. My parents found 5 different scholarships I was eligible to try for at a school, whereas my counselor said there were none. All he ever did was drink, smoke weed, and sleep with female students who had âdaddy issues.â
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I donât think Bernice was literally going to use GPS, just another one of her âcomparisonsâ, like Facebook is the modern âversionâ of having a bunch of profiles/info on a person. In this same way, sheâs comparing the finding directions and giving information/locations to the modern trend of using GPS. I seems that Greg, while possibly showing Phelps as behind, is also showing how our society has changedâŠ.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
To ye who doubt Mr. Evansâ drawing skills:*Note the fancy neckline on Berniceâs top. He obviously does not draw buttoned up shirts on Gunther and Ms. Phelps because itâs easier!
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
How large IS this high school?
harkherp over 11 years ago
Phelpes looks like Frank in Drag!!!
MaNoah over 11 years ago
somebody smart kept their stock options: have you priced a buggy whip lately?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
In that case, congrats on a milestone year.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
I am SO PROUD of you guys for not mentioning the fact Bernice has been drawn with larger breasts than usual. You are more grown-up than I thought!
RedSamRackham over 11 years ago
Jimmy Kimmel once said never take advice from a HS guidqance counselor too seriously. After all he/she is just a HS guidance counselor.âș
Tim Pickard Premium Member over 11 years ago
Years ago my nephew was to see HIS guidance counsellor and when ask by my sister if he had seen him, he replied the the counsellor was on suppository (meaning sabbatical) . She didnât bust on him, because that counsellor was full of crap anyway.
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
Ah, the blissfulness of ignorance
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
blissfully ignorant plus young and dumb, what could possibly go wrong ?
Trails4GMZ over 11 years ago
OrâŠ..Geocaching.com to find your locker..
phdtogo over 11 years ago
Our high school was so poor that we didnât have a guidance counselor. We were on our own during 1975-1979.
live2read over 11 years ago
Iâm in contact with technology every day, but even I wouldnât have known what Bernice meant by âGPS counseling.â (Yes, I know what GPS means!)
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Bernice is still too bratty. She has to learn how to talk with all kinds of people, and sheâs failing to engage Phelps in the teachable moment here. If she thinks Phelps wonât eventually pick up on the contempt she shows, she has another think coming.
Lamberger over 11 years ago
Ms. Phelps is probably aware of email. It has been around since the 60âs â ever since multiple people could log into the same computer. The network was invented in 1971. Iâve been using site-to-site email since 1982. Of course, it took a day or two to get a response then, since all company email was exchanged during the night in big batch files up and down the internet tree. It was called DARPANET then.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
oops meant that to Dave53!
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
About Ms. Phelps, did she Really take time away from counseling to direct freshmen to their lockers, etc. When I was a freshman, it was sink or swim, the Big High Mucketymucks (translate seniors) didnât even âseeâ us poor little dogies⊠;)
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
âWho will Bernice bump into while showingâŠâ Maybe Rosaâs little sister or brother? I doubt it would be AaronâŠI am beginning to think that Quill has been thrown into the cartoonistâs sea of forgetfulness along with Aaron⊠;)
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Re. salary and benefits package: Where is this company???!!! I want to be hired posthaste!!! ;)
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
About giving Luann a chance to âget on with her lifeâ, I meant that it would have been nice to have seen them saying goodbye to each other once Quill landed back in Oz and reconnected with an old girlfriend. How she would have reacted would have been a good âlessonâ to teens who are going through a tough time after saying goodbye to their latest boyfriendâŠespecially one who has gone back to a former girlfriend⊠;)
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Actually, such jobs as that do exist, and itâs generally called âBeing the CEO of a major corporation. Donât forget your golden parachute.â
cdgar over 11 years ago
Sheâs wearing a padded bra. She needs to do something with that haystack on her head too.
namelocdet over 11 years ago
Halper⊠who knew?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
To see Phleps in action as a councelor, check out 11-05-07 thru 11-09-07
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Also check out Phelps swinging into action on 10/2/98.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Ha ha! Now THATâS a gag! Itâs also reminiscent of some actual interviews⊠Too funny to be real, too real to be funny!âŠ
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
Thank you.
Donny Wallace II over 11 years ago
Iâm a Blue Jay-Time to pull out the on Top songs yet againâŠhow does he do it?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Also honorable mentions: âStandâ, âMaps And Legendsâ (REM), âAre You Gonna Go My Wayâ (Lenny Kravitz); " ââŠ.San Joseâ (Dionne Warwick)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I guess I just did⊠ha ha ha!âŠ
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
The music cartel has been warning us that would happen.