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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 12, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "Listen, Delta, I didn't vote, ok? I've been really busy" Luann: "I helped on a play, went to a halloween bash, planned a party for Mrs. Berger..." Delta: "Y'know, maybe it's better you didn't vote, Luann" Delta: "Only serious, mature citizens should vote" Knute: "Yo, peeps! Let's partay!"
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Is supposed to be sarcastic or what? ;)
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Thereās always next year, Luann, to officially start your patriotic duty.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Wellā¦at least Luann told Delta the truthā¦ ;)
jemgirl81 over 10 years ago
Deltaā¦please shut up.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Just 36.4 percent of the voting-eligible population cast ballots as of last Tuesday (the lowest since WWII), continuing a steady decline in midterm voter participation that has spanned several decades.Thereās Something Funny About the Way America Voteshttp://electoraldysfunction.org/
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Eight days late and millions of dollars shortā¦Whereās that salad you were supposed to bring Crystal ?
krys723 over 10 years ago
That was definitely sarcasmā¦
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
Burn!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Ox brought his appetite.
DaJellyBelly over 10 years ago
It looks like Knute voted EARLY & OFTEN! LOL
Airman over 10 years ago
You got the right spirit, Knute, but he failed to mention that he voted for someone in Dancing With the Stars.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Itās perhaps important to note that when Luann was trying to make excuses about how busy sheās been, she didnāt say a single word about coursework at Pitt CC. Did she set a school record for being the earliest drop-out ever?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Airman over 10 years ago
āMegatronā plays for the Detroit Lions.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Apparently the āeveryone comes to the party dressed as Guntherā idea didnāt pan out.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Unless the big surprise is that Gunther himself came, dressed as Knute.
Airman over 10 years ago
Knute could have at least saved a couple of those stickers for Crystalās chest.
ct0760 over 10 years ago
Wow Delta, Zero to B***H in one strip flatā¦
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Geezeā¦all of my posts keep disappearingā¦! Thatās oddā¦Iāll see them on the bottom of the list, and then when I come back to āLuann,ā theyāre all gone! Now, I know they werenāt that incendiary! Disgusted; ā¦time to roust out IS Katie and go on upstairs! āNite all! ;)
greyolddave over 10 years ago
Luann and 75% of the rest of us didnāt vote. yup.
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
What lame excuses.
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Plus another thought, I notice that among her excuses wasnāt anything about studying.
BillH77 over 10 years ago
The last time āyouth rocked the voteā we got the Obamanation.
drewpamon over 10 years ago
We should make it as hard as possible to vote. The polls should open at 9am and if you are not in line by 9:05 you should be turned away.the future of our nation is too important to trust to the lazy and undisciplined.
phurface over 10 years ago
Voting is over rated. All politicians are crooks. Delta needs to get a life.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 10 years ago
Low blow Delta. Donāt push your views political or private upon anyone, especially upon friends. Youāll lose many this way.
Liam Astle Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wow. What a female dog Delta is.
ManateeGag over 10 years ago
All those things Luann mentioned doesnāt necessarily make her immature.
specinss over 10 years ago
Your vote does MATTER ! Especially since referendums can be made that can change your life and pocketbook.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well Lu, Thereās NOTHING Like Being Politically Brow-Beaten by a Pushy, Annoying, Condescending Old āFriendā Is There? Sounds like its TIME to Start IGNORING all Future Calls from Miz D.
And it Looks Like Old Knute Voted Multiple Times this past Election Cycle. āYou Shouldnāt Need an Id to Vote,ā My Eyeā¦.,
Julie Buchter over 10 years ago
Here in PA you have to be registered at least 30 days before electionā¦so depending on the āreal lifeā timeline equivalent and the state requirements of wherever this fictional town is located, she may not have been eligible to vote.
Contessa Carrington over 10 years ago
Delta got the truth from Luannā¦something that she will never get from anyone that she voted for.
tedunn5453 over 10 years ago
If there were someone besides, crooks, crazies, zealots, and morons running, maybe the percentage of people voting would increaseā¦.
Chuck374 over 10 years ago
What a slam. If she could only see what just walked through the door. And if she really believed that, democrats would not have to āGet out the Voteā. Trying to get everybody with a pulse to vote democratic. No wonder Liberals irritate everybody.
jsellison over 10 years ago
Anyone who is eligible to vote and doesnāt, deserves to be shamed. And itās funny how the ones who donāt vote are usually the ones complaining the loudest.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
I was given a little sticker saying I VOTED.I wrote under it ITāS MY FAULTMany who vote, shouldnāt.Those who would stop them, though, also shouldnāt.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
āMature? YOU voted for Obama!ā-āāāāāāāāāāāāāā-Delta, like Luann, wanāt old enough during the last Presidential election cycle.DO try to keep up, wonāt you?
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Or, perhaps Delta, you meant only serious mature citizens āthat support my political positionsā¦ā should voteā¦. ;-PPPP
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
A mighty sorry thing to say. No public official should be assassinated. Several should be impeached or otherwise removed from office and prosecuted for crimes, but NOT assassinated.
TheLiam over 10 years ago
Delta has a point, look at what she listed, not āwas studying for xyzā not ādoing xyz for classā Heck, she doesnāt even go to Moony, if she did the play could have counted for class.
ksu71 over 10 years ago
Knute voted five times? Must be a democrat.
Rae Suzanne over 10 years ago
I felt it was a little mean but we all know how Delta is.
jenbrown1017 over 10 years ago
Bite me Deltaā¦..click
Waddling Eagle over 10 years ago
It is about time that Luann learned that Delta is not a friend. She is a controlling, abusive witch. Always has been, but she is getting worse. Delta loves ordering people around. Now she is insulting them as well. Delta thinks it will get her elected to public office, but it is just as likely to make her more enemies than she knows what to do with.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
I notice Luann didnāt include going to class or having to study.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
President: DemocratHouse: RepublicanSenate: RepublicanResults: Nothing, Nada, Zilch Have a dull, dull time in Washington.
rrip over 10 years ago
Being a little judgmental, Delta?
JustSaying2013 over 10 years ago
Definitely time to end this arcā¦ its always a killer when you turn one of your ābelovedā characters into a bitch. Patriotism is not making others feel bad, its about feeling good about yourself for doing what you thought was necessaryā¦ as I said yesterday, Evans always makes Delta the party pooper, happy-killer, basically āthe bitchā of the group.
ricksplace over 10 years ago
In a democracy the people get the government the deserve ā unfortunately, it is the non-voting, apathetic, self-centered slobs who donāt vote that determine the outcome, not the real citizens.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Wouch! Delta, that really wasnāt necessary. :(And Knute, did you really have to prove Delta was right?
northbraddock52 over 10 years ago
Delta needs to lighten up
Alan Smithee over 10 years ago
Gee, Delta. With friends like you, who needs self-righteous, holier than thou buttheads?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Sorry to hear about this sad situation; we keep hoping that this type of thing happens less and less. Since this is the real world and not a comic, itās likely that there will not be a happy ending hereā¦.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Voting is your OPPORTUNITY (and often your only opportunity) to be heardā¦.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Itās unlikely that Greg wants to be political
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Well said; if anything, Deltaās attitude will discourage not only a first-time voter, but anyone who might have thought about becoming a friend of Deltaāsā¦
charliedawg over 10 years ago
give us someone worth voting for and I will.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
No wonder you like Delta so much. You two have a lot in commonā¦
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
ā(Ox)ā¦ had time to help Tiffany move in when he should have been moving in himself.ā-āāāāāāāāāāThere was an entire football team helping Tiffany move in, WEARING JERSEYS, I might add.We donāt know what the Moony University colors are, so we donāt know if they were high school or university players.I might add, that we donāt even know if Ox is/was a senior and graduated with the rest of Luannās friends.In any case, does a football player ONLY wear a jersey? No time off?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
I have seen nothing in this comic to suggest that Luann and her friends are oriented left, right or center. This is not a political cartoon, any more than Zits, or other comics about teens.
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
Not voting is a sign of surrender.
Ginny Premium Member over 10 years ago
Busy people are always able to do one more thing ā how about voting by mail? Travelers do it all the time..
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
If someone I had mistaken for a friend started lecturing and heckling me during a phone call, Iād hang up. But Luann probably wonāt. Sheāll keep trying to please Delta, because she thinks Delta is her friend. Neither Delta nor Bernice are really her friends, which is why I kept hoping sheād meet some people at her Community College. Doesnāt look like Mr. Evans intends for that to happen, unfortunatelyā¦
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Out of the mouth of Delta comes the opinions of Greg Evans.āNuff said.
live2read over 10 years ago
I can make this conclusion from todayās strip: both Luann AND Delta are in the wrong. Luann does need to wake up and see that she needs to get serious about her life and her future, as well as the future of her country. Delta herself is being an insensitive jerk. If sheās going to be a leader, a true leader, she needs to know that leadership requires brains, confidence, determination, AND compassion for others. In the past, sheās displayed brains and confidence, but right now, sheās sorely lacking in compassion and a leader without compassion is not someone Iād want representing me.
whiteaj over 10 years ago
I agree completely with Delta. āGet out the voteā campaigns are counterproductive. If you donāt care, donāt vote.
Squoop over 10 years ago
Delta, its good to encourage others to do good stuff like voteā¦ but if you really cared about your fellow human beings you would refrain from judging and insulting them.
Deezlebird over 10 years ago
Actually, if you donāt know who or what you are voting for, I think you should stay at home and not vote. If you are only voting for the āDā or āRā, stay home.
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
Huh; never knew Luann was set in Chicago
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
There is nothing āpoliticalā about those comics. They are ātopicalā, that is, about current events. There are no partisan issues being discussed. The idea of āvolunteerismā is a totally nonpartisan idea; even us independents encourage volunteers to help othersā¦.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
I think a kid who is star-struck and idealistic about government could easily be excited to meet ANY president. My nephew is a āhardcoreā (as you might say) libertarian, and he was thrilled when he met McCain.-These strips were about (1) a school trip to the White House and (2) volunteerism. I just donāt see anything partisan here.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
My nephew is not particularly a poetic guy. I just found it interesting that someone like him, who is against almost all government action, was impressed by a leader who is often very eager to get involved in wars in other countries.-I guess weāll just agree to disagree on this, as on many other issues. Cāest la vie.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Everyone has apparently forgotten to bring the āsidesā they promised; did anyone forget to bring Mrs. Berger?
locake over 10 years ago
Luann may have a lot of faults, but she should not tolerate abuse like this from her āfriendā. She needs to ditch Delta and look for new friends.
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
When the week is over, we should have been told what Crystal, Knute & Ox are currently doingā¦
live2read over 10 years ago
Yeah. Iām of the opinion that some people just donāt deserve to be elected to public office. My current governor is a perfect example of one. But I would never tell someone else that he/she shouldnāt vote.
Radical_Knight over 10 years ago
And how many of the immature and politically-challenged individuals voted a straight ticket, therefore providing a new crop of potential corruptible fodder for the incumbents nurturing care to extent the glory of said party,,, or theyāre outta there.
BillWa over 10 years ago
Alas Delta sounds like a typical liberal. If you canāt understand, ridicule.
Airman over 10 years ago
I believe that it was Winston Churchill who said, āAnyone who is not a liberal by age 20 has no heart. But, anyone who is not a conservative by age 30 has no brain.ā
Farmingdale over 10 years ago
Lighten up Deltaā¦and come down off your high horse. Havenāt you realized yet that politicians rule only for their own benefitā¦and, not ours ???
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
*"
The last time āyouth rocked the voteā we got the Obamanation.-āWhen you are voting between evils how can it not be bad?ā*.What evidence do you have that President Obama is evil?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
āUmmm, this is a comic, not real life. I would never say that about a real person.ā.I have no idea how firm a grasp you have on reality. Maybe nobodyās real to you.I also have no idea how many readers have no grasp of reality and will take your statements as marching orders against all real people just like her. People can be persuaded to operate the gas chambers for millions.
SactoSylvia over 10 years ago
Luannās flaws are showing. Deltaās flaws are showing. Quillās statement raises questions about the rights and responsibilities of living in a democracy. A nice, refreshing change. Not necessarily a trend I want to see continuing in āLuann,ā but a nice digression.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49āIn other countries being a criminal or even incarcerated doesnāt stop you from voting unlike here in the self named āLand of the Free.ā
.Naw, that would still apply.The free control the land..The unfree are controlled by bulls and frisky cell-mates.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Hereās what I wish tomorrowās ātoon would include:-First frame, Luann hanging up while telling Knute and crew that they all have to help pack up the spaghetti to take it to Mrs. Bergerās house.-Second frame, Delta saying āLuann? Luann?ā but getting no answer.-Third frame shows Luannās cell lying on a table and ringing, with the group departing and Quill asking Luann āArenāt you going to answer that?ā Luann is responding āWe need to take care of Mrs. B. It can go to voicemail.ā-I know that wonāt happen, just like Bernice telling āDezās friends to take care of their own pets and questionable paper bags. But itās nice to think aboutā¦
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Think again, Deltaā¦ Think againā¦
GasHouseGorilla over 10 years ago
I voted last week for our candidates here in SC. I donāt believe you have to be mature to vote. Heck, weāve had people back in 2008 to vote for Obama and yet, it seems like both sides of the political spectrum act like immature kids when someone criticizes their candidate. Luann is right. She forgot about voting & I think Delta is trying to force Luann to d something she doesnāt want. To me, that sounds like a typical politician.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Now just suppose Delta is trying to irritate Lu? Suppose that she knows when Lu gets irritated, she acts? Like maybe she even gets so mad she registers to vote?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Is the Commentssection at Breitbart so backed up that you need to come here with your derivative dribble?
Airman over 10 years ago
I think Crystal must have stickers on her bumper, judging from the way Ox is staring at it.
Airman over 10 years ago
Forget the Transformers, around these parts Megatron is Calvin Johnson, wide receiver for the Lions.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
We might all be better off if Knute didnāt vote so often. But at least Luann was honest with Delta; thatās a reassuring sign!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Knute may have voted carefully and wisely, despite being male.
drewpamon over 10 years ago
When politicians encourage the young to vote they are rolling weighted dice. No one expects any great insight from the young. Yes there are some who are engaged but the vast majority couldnāt name a politician let alone what their positions are.
R.J.C. over 10 years ago
I canāt believe this! Knute voted in a serious and mature way? Maybe Gothic Girl Crystal forced him to do it.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
I wouldnāt mind never seeing or hearing from Delta for the rest of the comicstripās lifetime.She reminds me of Brian from Family Guy in one of his political rants.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
[sigh] I find Deltaās statement somewhat true, but unfortunately VERY insulting. The reality is that it would be good if everyone was enthused to participate in votingā¦ but it really should be done with significant thought and deliberation. To simply vote because you are of age to do so, but without really giving a damn as to what you are voting on does no one any good. Luann really didnāt have any interest in political debate or decisionsā¦ and so she did not vote.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Remember how insufferable Delta was, when all the students were making plans for the Prom? It was the most important thing in her life that she be better than her classmates and spend the evening feeding hungry people instead of going to the Prom, not because feeding the needy was so good thing to do, but because it would give her the opportunity to feel superior and to remind everyone of it, constantly. Similarly, Delta is quite happy that Luann didnāt vote, because one again it shows how superior Delta is to her āfriendsā. She will remind them of that, for the rest of their lives.
seyleigh over 10 years ago
Meh, I only voted for propositions and a few county and city positions. I was too lazy to read up on politicians that would be equally useless if elected.
Kediset over 10 years ago
while Delta has a point, she didnāt really need to take that shot like she didā¦
Iāll be honestā¦ the first time I voted, I picked like the 3rd major party in my country just to go against the flow, and I didnāt like who we had for PM (Mom told me things didnāt work the way Iād like to think it did, still voted with that logic). Coincidentally, they did pretty well that time with how many seats they got (broke records).
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Itās almost time for the Thursday panelsā maybe we will find out what the three guests have been doing latelyā¦
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
If Knute had collected stickers off of cantaloupes at the supermarket, some people would insist he was a melon.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Itās incredibly hard to put individual stickers on those.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
So now Knute is ballsy?
ElJorro over 2 years ago
Delta is not wrong though. Everyone should vote!
melodymucisa 9 months ago
Thatās the last time we ever see Delta!