Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 28, 2017

C’mon Luann – At 19 you should be laughing.

well done, Toni

Luann doesn’t want to hear about her brother’s dipstick.

Toni should know – she’s seen her share of dipsticks.

I’m a little amazed that got past S&P.

Good one, Toni!

Still Luann and then the string.

What she said.

My dad would love to have Toni for a wife. He’s a mechanic. He’s actually an engineer and as engineer, he pretty much can do most motors and anything technological. So for a female, my dad would be in heaven had he met a human Toni. As a mechanic’s daughter, I know what a dipstick is…unlike Luann by her blank expression. Frank probably maintains her car.

A dipstick is most at home in the lube pit.

Rosco P. Coltrane couldn’t have said it better.

Toni is the perfect woman for every guy Bwad just happened to be the lucky one! Dipstick or not!

You can’t argue with that. Oil it up good.

Too funny, LOL :P Nice use of innuendo.

Wasn’t it back in high school that Luann saw Gunthers dipstick when he was changing clothes in the library

This story’s about the stick, the string, and the remote. Which one beats which?

I thought she was getting the party set up while he was at the mall with TJ. When did she have time to change the oil in his car?

Nice double entendre.

Toni, nobody wants to hear about Brad’s dipstick

I think I recall reading that Greg’s daughter, Karen does the dialogue now – Greg does the drawings.

Who might think that a married couple can talk dirty in a family comic strip and cause controversy? Butt, being fair to Luann’s look of total disdain, Brad is her brother. But MORE SO… he’s Brad, and those two have history well documented in the funny papers.

One fortunate man indeed.

One fortunate man indeed.

“She changed my oil! In the car too!”

I believe the colorist was supposed to add a little blush to Luann’s face; to go along with the raised eyebrows. But then, that would have made it *too*obvious. :o)

Luann, I HOPE You’re listening to Toni!

To eventually get Gunther, the Guy You SHOULD End Up With, You First have to “Oil Him Up” and make flattering remarks about His New (GAG) Sewing Machine, Before locking Him In Your room and Showing Him NO “Mercy.” Just Keep Telling Yourself, Gunth will be making 8 figures a year. That Should take Your mind off His hair.

Oh I almost forgot, Lu. According to Current Evans “Girls with Gunther, Canon,” this Dipstick named Les Knox Gets FIRST “Crack” at You. Keep a TAZER Handy……..,

I got rid of my dipstick years ago…I drive electric.

Team Evans been getting some pointers from McEldowney?

=:-O

Best one-liner EVER in this strip.

All I know isToni,s a keeper !!!

Brad’s gift envelope has gone from script to block letters !!!!

Oh so true

Toni DeGroot for President!! I love the girl/woman. Luann should realize that her family seems to attract goodness. I am hoping this extends to Gunthie (sorry Moordock, mean no harm to your hero) and Tiffany, and the future Mr and Mrs Uncle Al, and Les, and Ann…hmmm, maybe I am wishing too much there (lol)!!

Which wife was 2nd best?

No cover ads today! Yea!

“Dipstick.” BAH!

(Sips COFFEE)

Wait a Minute. Wait a Minute, Hold On, I……,

♪♪ “DIP-A-Dee-Do-Dah, DIP-A-Dee-Ay!” ♪♪

♪♪ “My Oh My, ‘Groots’ Will Roll in the Hay!” ♪♪

♪♪ “Plenty of Moonshine, just SUNK in the Bay!” ♪♪

♪♪ "DIP-A-Dee-Do-Dah, DIP-A_Dee-Aaaaaay!!! ♪♪

♪♪ “Mr. – Les -Knox – POUNDS – Gunth’s Shoulder!” ♪♪

♪♪ “It’s the Truth! It’s Actual!” ♪♪

♪♪ “Do Les IN and Make it Look like Natural!” ♪♪

Waiter? Just what the HELL Did You Put in My COFFEE???

Remember when Brad was bragging to TJ about how Toni had no typically feminine characteristics at all? It’s weird that Brad is so much into that in a mate.

Yes, but did she change the filter?

I just had to check the comments today as I don’t read Luann on this site by in my local newspaper. This has been a most enjoyable time reading all of the opposing views. The strip was not censored in our local paper (in Mike Pence country-Indiana) so it can’t be as morally corrupting as some of the comments would lead one to believe.

And I was always taught that a way to a man’s heart was through food

It’s zero degrees and snowing; wanna change my oil?

And that is what is known as a double entendre!

They have only been married a year, so Toni still enjoys being the dippee.

And as you see … in Panel 3 … Frank doth APPROVE!!! ;)

Ooooh, Toni! A bit risque with the sister-in-law, there!

At least, I chuckled. I suppose that means I have a Dirty Mind. Time to wash out the old brain, I guess….

Lots of comments about simple stuff. I like it, it’s like passing through the break room where everyone has an opinion.

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A somewhat humorous joke, for certain… but for me the double entendre word play is getting a little old as it seems to be the majority of the “plot” whenever Brad & Toni appear. It is feeling rather one-dimensional to me.

Well, Brad, since Toni was kind enough to insure that your dipstick was the vehicle to your happiness, you should reciprocate by being a gentleman by dipping her oil.

Greg started with the joke (an oldie), and worked up the strip.

The Spanish version says something equivalent to “through his automobile” instead. Sheesh, talk about losing something in the translation!!!!!

Once again, pinch-hitting for the vacationing JayBluE (hope you’re in a warm climate, Jay!):

“Quarts And All”

“An Already Done Deal”

“The Wizard Of Awesome”

Why is Brad calling his gift card a “receipt”? You don’t get a receipt until after you buy (or pay for) something.

tomorrow; where does the string lead?

Just found out that we’ve lost a TV legend:

Rose Marie, from “The Dick Van Dyke Show” passed away earlier today.

R. I. P. to someone who’s about to make Heaven a funnier place to be.

Pretend you didn’t hear that Luann.

The syndicate might drop Luann if they read all these comments in here and realize doublespeaks/entrendes make some innocent situations or objects sexual AND talk about them in this forum for everyone to read, including CHILDREN. Or they might close the forum so children could read the strips safely.

The syndicate might drop Luann if they read all these comments in here and realize doublespeaks/entrendes make some innocent situations or objects sexual AND talk about them in this forum for everyone to read, including CHILDREN. Or they might close the forum so children could read the strips safely.