If it really rained forty days and nights how did Noah keep water from flooding the ark by coming in through the giraffe hole? By having chimps bailing it out?
Follow the ark of this story, we shouldn’t be surprised by the flood of complaints by a bunch of animals, who are using this boat as their private zoo.
Makes me recall my favorite Monty Python line. Two fellows endlessly adrift in a lifeboat at sea. First man laments “Oh, how long is it?” Second man pertly replies “Well that’s a very personal question!!”
Then the non-human animals voted to eat the humans. Rain stopped. Future climate changes due to human activity averted. The happy end for plants and non-human animals.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Oh, Absolutely Brilliant, Mr. Miller!
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mutiny time?
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Was it suppose to be a three hour tour?
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
Rain will wash his hairspray out and then we’ll find out what his head really looks like.
hangedman almost 6 years ago
This is a great Wiley!
feverjr Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Gilgamesh, the original Great Flood story, should have been copyrighted…
moosemin almost 6 years ago
Do I see a couple of Republicans in the crowd, AGREEING that Man is to blame for climate change?
Watcher almost 6 years ago
I hope there are plenty of trees inside the ark to absorb all the CO2 from the animals.
keenanthelibrarian almost 6 years ago
I have to agree there
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Wow, I hate that argument. I didn’t do it, but I am the blame. Phooey!
Say What? Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The complaints were flooding in.
Lantern Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Uh oh, the carnivores are getting hungry again!
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
It’s gonna take a little longer than 40 days to explain this one away.
crobinson019 almost 6 years ago
Biblically, the flood of Noah WAS because of humans
Znox11 almost 6 years ago
Little know Bible factoid:
All animals came in twos, except for gazelles, they started out with about 1000 of them but there were only two left at the end of the trip.
kahunaburger almost 6 years ago
Gotta watch out for the giraffes…they’re sneaky!!!
ptnjbrown almost 6 years ago
To quote a favorite bit from Bill Cosby:
“Have you looked in the bottom of that ark?Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there!?”
PrairieDog37 almost 6 years ago
If it really rained forty days and nights how did Noah keep water from flooding the ark by coming in through the giraffe hole? By having chimps bailing it out?
micromos almost 6 years ago
They should make a TV series about life before, on the arc and after.
El Cobbo Grande almost 6 years ago
I thought that was “ Gifildafish “
Radish... almost 6 years ago
So stop using fossil fuels.
dragonbite almost 6 years ago
Wow, that’s pretty … accurate!Sad.
Linguist almost 6 years ago
Follow the ark of this story, we shouldn’t be surprised by the flood of complaints by a bunch of animals, who are using this boat as their private zoo.
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
I wonder why you never see a mashup of two of the most common cliche’s in cartoons: the Noah’s Ark and the desert island…….
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
The biggest problem on the Ark was finding land. The second biggest problem was: who’s turn is it to change the newspapers?
walstib Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Makes me recall my favorite Monty Python line. Two fellows endlessly adrift in a lifeboat at sea. First man laments “Oh, how long is it?” Second man pertly replies “Well that’s a very personal question!!”
kahunaburger almost 6 years ago
How many different species are in the strip?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This time, remember to take the unicorns!
bakana almost 6 years ago
Yet more proof that God can be a Real Dick:
He was mad at Humans and he Drowned all those Animals which never did anything wrong.
einarbt almost 6 years ago
Then the non-human animals voted to eat the humans. Rain stopped. Future climate changes due to human activity averted. The happy end for plants and non-human animals.
robnvon almost 6 years ago
“Same as it ever was.” Talking Heads
James Lindley Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Well it is correct.
IDFP almost 6 years ago
Very funny!!
Daniel Pinkel Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Stunning