Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2021

That “trash can” is really a laundry drop to Hell, right?

What about boredom? They are spending eternity with thumbs and nothing to use them for.

That must be why some of my messages are unanswered.

I never understood why that anti-social stuff is called social media.

No one will be able to comment on Wiley’s mythological themes.

I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But if heaven existed I would like to think of it as a place where every night I can see, for example, a Jimi Hendrix concert; I can listen the 43rd Gustav Mahler’s symphony; read the new books wrote by my favorite novelist, and so on. Apart to see my parents again and meet my ancestors.

Gr8, love it already! Now what do i gotta do to get there…. other than die, that is!?!

Oh man. You mean we have to talk to eachother?

Heaven is a peaceful place. It’s obvious that The Almighty wants to keep it that way.;-D

I love all of Wileys Pearly Gates cartoons but am still waiting for the one that says something like “God created ALL mankind in his image and God requires that you love ALL of his creations. If you hate any race, colour, creed, religion or sexual orientation then you hate some of Gods creations and Gods images.”

The devil can lead you to a cellphone, but he can’t make you tweet.

God gave you free will, Heaven is what YOU make it!

In Hell, you’re forced to read angry tweets 24/7, but all your replies are factchecked by Satan.

The cell phone deposit is a trash can. Brilliant!

Watch an old movie sometime. It’s the one where a guy has to make an urgent phone call but he cannot find a phone booth.

Heaven works on telepathy. We’re all one and we’re all connected. Don’t need " social media ". On the other hand, the other place is run by the guys that invented social media

I dunno… Some people would probably think that’s their hell. :D

To quote George Handel, “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

There’s no cell tower, so you get no service anyway.

My co-workers wouldn’t want to go there in that case.

Thanks, be to God!

I’m old, not stupid but I really hate these new phones which are only pocket computers that can maybe make phone calls.

Actually, I imagine that in heaven it’s all about things social as that is a spiritual world.

I’m surprised the cell phones made it that far.

That’s sort of an odd thought. I was always of the opinion that Heaven was the ultimate social meeting place. Where souls could connect to all who had crossed the bridge before them and where all mysteries would be revealed. Egad! Heaven sort of sounds like my class reunion.

YAY!!

If there were a Heaven, I’d like to think that it wouldn’t have too many rules, just room for people to live their eternal afterlives in any way that suited them and didn’t hurt others. The social media types could hang out with each other, and I’d be off doing my own thing.

What interests me is the idea that they’ve brought their smart phones with them this far. Presumably they didn’t take any material objects with them, so does that imply that the smart phones have souls of their own? Does the trash can lead to phone heaven, or do all phones go to hell?

Can I bring my computer to look things up, if I can’t have my phone?

Why should one bother with screens when one has wings?

Talking Heads: ♪♫ “Heaven – Heaven is a place – A place where nothing – Nothing ever happens” ♫♪

TO: WILEY, CREATOR: WELL DONE!!!!

The he only things you get in n Heaven is a bathrobe, or maybe a set of clothes

I see why everyone is going to Hell these days.

Wait, don’t they say, “You can’t take it with you?”

I hope heaven is peaceful, full of animals and soft music with lots of colors and and we can see our families on monitors to see how they are doing.

Remember back when would people disparage the wheel??? There were even those who thought fire wasn’t so hot…

Sounds like heaven to me.

The sign didn’t need to mention lawyers, it’s a given where they end up (or down?).

Restrooms to the left. Phone booths to the right just past the main doors

This implies that you can bring cell phones to the afterlife. I am not sure that I like the implications of that.

You can have heaven on earth. It’s a choice.

Amen Brother Ben!!!

Today’s comic really hit home for me. Love it!! I am so tired of living in a world filled with social media/cell phones/no one speaking face to face. Makes me look forward to Heaven even more!!!

How can it be Heaven if there are no kitten GIFs?

Life would be dull and uninformed without social media.

That would also mean that it is teen free as well

That attitude is what got him to Heaven in the first place.

[GASP!] You mean … you mean … I’ll have to go and stand face to face with someone and actually talk to them in person without anonymity? What a HORRID thought!

Humans generally adapt to change poorly/slowly. It’s amazing the species has survived as long as it has. We could have worked this out by now if we weren’t human.

Sign me up! I hate having a mobile phone. It’s not on when I’m home and when I go out I see people send me texts and get upset when I don’t respond. Sheesh.

So for some it will be a Heavenhell.

And nobody has a ‘platform’!

…of course Hell has its issues—5 billion cell phones and only 5 chargers

Wait… can it really be heaven if you can’t check We Rate Dogs?

YES!

911 ??? What would harm you if you’re already dead? Also no need for clothes, food, sex, toilets, doctors, lawyers… etc., etc.