Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2021

Does that also mean the patient gets paid per hour of waiting time or when the doctor starts whining?

The sign in the auto repair shop:

Hourly rates:

We do it: $50

You watch us do it: $75

You tell us how to do it: $100

You help us do it: No cost. Your car will be behind the garage.

Whichever is greater.

That doctor is cheap. Mine does both. I think he’s a hybrid, or a dual personality

The doctor shouldn’t lord over you. YOU are his defacto boss because your insurance payments pay for his needs and wants. YOU should control what goes.

The other sign is incomplete. It should read:

Dr. Bill Siddon, T.H.I.S.

I’ll give you something to whine about.

Does this (also) mean that the patient has to prepay or pay as they go?

Doctor Bill is not a real doctor, he just plays one on tv.

X10 if you get to whine on set during his hour live prime time show.

The “hourly” charge is actually for 50 minutes.

No more co-pays!

“You can Siddon my face. Where’s my waitress?”

With apologies to Frank Zappa

Hey! Celebrity Mental Health Matters too!

Does he offer cheese and crackers with the whines?

Go into your garage or basement shop and complain aloud for an hour every time you feel the need. Doesn’t change things but takes a load off your family.

I’m going Dr. L. VanPelt, her fees are much more reasonable.

Go next door to the bar. Get some wine and bar food, watch a meaningless event on TV, and feel better for a lot less. Sometimes the therapy is the cause of the PTSD.

I guess this is a doctor that never wants to see Trump, who is always whining and does not pay his bills.

This guy needs to go see Dr. Katz, who charges by the joke. :)

i only have female doctors and wouldn’t mind taking any one of them out for a little w(h)ine

Half the explanation for why therapy works but many marriages don’t is the simple fact that you’ve got somebody willing to actually listen to you.

Specialist Dr. for Libs.

For a small extra fee, you can get sparkling whine.

Ahhh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Wong is very sharp. (she mainly deals with people who are suffering from coprophagy.)See Rick and Morty “Pickle Rick”.

Dr. Bill Sid Don? Am I missing something?

I’ll call Dr. Whineberg.

A good psychologist can save your life. The wrong one can make everything much worse, including leading you to suicide.

I thought the formula was Per Hour plus a Surcharge Per Whine.