Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 12, 2021

The other island won’t tax his savings.

First open a bank.

Yeah, staying on the island with the ripe coconuts is DANGEROUS !!

Or he could just enjoy a game of freestyle bocce.

I’d make sure the other island is solid. Otherwise it just may float away with your deposit.

Bob hopes for coconut futures!

If money is like peanuts – you gotta go offshore to make them into cocoanuts!

It’s a well known fact that the coconut isn’t actually a nut. They are covered in hair and contain milk, so coconuts are technically mammals.

-Tony Cowards

The inception of bit coin and its ilk. Always fair weather until it isn’t. Also like voting in an election. Your hope might win but does he/she interpret the job the same way you do?

I wonder if anyone told him it’s named Bitcoin Island.

“….. while epitomizing, ‘No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close.’”

I would love for all those with offshore accounts to all be gathered up on the same island. They can only come home when they bring their (taxable) money.

If that’s what Mr. Denver got for royalties from his show and his investment strategy for them, no wonder his character never escaped the island.

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a faithful……..real estate ventureeeee."

Whatever he does with the coconuts would be better than eating them.

Way to store your nuts, Bob.

I’m thinking once a storm comes up he’ll be losing interest.

Nice. He has his own Caiman island. (yup, spelled it right)

He’s trying to keep his island from sinking…

A very young Merv Griffin singing “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts”: https://youtu.be/nf670orHKcA

He’s “investing” his product and hoping it will grow.

How did the tree get there in the first place?

This is a future prediction and Bob is in the Himalayas’….

Later on, when he needs to “Withdraw” those coconuts for dinner, he discovers that the channel between the islands is a Hangout where the Sharks go to get away from People.

I do hope that it’s high tide.

Actually he’s ‘investing’. Hoping to grow more trees on the other island.

those clouds on the horizons. there’s probably where the continents are. he should build a coconut raft and head over there.