Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2022

Being bowled over is sometimes not pleasant!

Looking for a strike.

LOL

Pin #1 to Pin #2 “This should be right up your alley.”

Pin #2 to Pin #1 “Get your mind out of the gutter.”

I’d think they’d have a LOT to talk about … since they only see each other for an instant.

“Let’s split”

a bowling ball walks into a bar…

What a couple of pinheads.

Sometimes it’s important to recognize reality.

Even if that customer entering the establishment identifies as a bowling pin, it’s still a bowling ball.

Bowled over

Could be a bouncer looking for work …

That ball is on a roll.

Probably just looking for a good time, wants to have a ball but they’re out of his league – he’s likely to pin them against the bar.

It’s because he’s black, isn’t it? For shame!

Somebody’s gonna have a ball tonight.

He sure has balls to be coming into this place. Well, almost.

Sometimes you look at individuals. Sometimes it really does make sense to pay attention to your prejudices.

Why do bowling pins need glasses? All they do is stand there and wait to get struck.

Just becauze a guy was crafted for a particular purpose doesn’t mean he likes doing it.

bar talk. pins are setting them up. and knocking them down as they say

Careful. You don’t want to get knocked up by that guy.

Come on, just buy him a drink and everything will work out fine.

He’s being framed.

But you don’t. That’s why you classify people according to group identity.

The ball could say the same thing about you rednecks…

This guy has GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) written all over him.

There’s nothing wrong with profiling. It’s simply applying the knowledge gained from previous experience to the present situation.

It’s so quiet in there, you could hear a pin drop.

Forget the pro-filing he should stay clear of the PRO-BOWLING.

“Set up, like a bowling pin, knocked down, it gets to wearing thin…”

Did you hear the one about the two bowling pins out looking to get balled?…

Split, he can’t get both of us

If witnesses say a 4 or 5 foot one legged Asian woman with pink and blue hair committed the robbery, what would be the point of not saying so in the APB? Why round up everyone for a police lineup?

According to the sign on the door, this is going to be an open frame.

How did the ball get there without legs?

sometimes the signs are so obvious, one just can’t ignore them

How many drinks before they wind up in the gutter?

Usually it’s my bowling ball that steers clear of pins.

If you think a 7-10 split is hard, try getting the two at a bar corner.

Oh spare me!

1. Do bowling chickens observe the fowl line?

2. Is the post-season bowling championship game called the Bowl Bowl?

3. Is the alley pub called the 11th Pin?

Yes, he is definitely going to try and hit on you.

Bowling is a black man’s sport. You have a black ball knocking down white pins with red necks. -a politically incorrect comedian (I can’t remember who).

Uh, Oh. Looks like someone is about to start a Knock Down.