Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “There are two great tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.”

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    HidariMak  about 2 years ago

    There’s a place for calling for a “Special Master”, and it’s not when you’re only one step away from using Rube Goldberg mechanics with ACME products.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    Does the special master have security clearance to look at all your files?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The orange even avoided the hurricane, there is no justice!

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    hariseldon59  about 2 years ago

    Isn’t that what Tony Nelson was to Jeannie?

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    braindead Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well, it turns out that the Trump Disciple judge who demanded the special master, overruled his orders when they turned out to be inconvenient for Her Messiah.

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    In other news, Republicans hate judges who are activist and make up laws.

    With that one exception: It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    One can only hope….

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    Asharah  about 2 years ago

    “Let me see the manager”

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 2 years ago

    I sometimes wonder if there’s a heaven and hell, then I remember tRump, and I realize, yes, there is a hell, and we’re in it.

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    erik.vanthienen  about 2 years ago

    That only works with a corrupt judge you appoint yourself …

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I wonder, did Danae tag Satan’s podium?

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    Isenthor1978  about 2 years ago

    Touche, Wiley. Touche! I hope he gets french fries with that. Oops, I meant American fries. I really hate that Lee Greenwood song. As if god, if there is one, is an American.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 years ago

    Hee, hee. Heaven Can Wait. And the Devil is red.

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    Dewey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If Trump doesn’t have to swear in court which documents are the ones he declassified then all the documents are to be considered classified until Trump’s favorite judge decides they aren’t.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    Well, his files are gonna be reviewed, all right.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The pentagram should be upside down.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Buttercup’s lasting legacy is chaos for what he started and the shame felt by people who didn’t bother to vote for the other guy.

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago
    ‘I don’t take responsibility at all’
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    monya_43  about 2 years ago

    The devil is in the details and the investigation has being pushed out past the midterms. :-(

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    If he has nuclear secrets, that won’t help Putin because he’s still going to lose the war

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure next time I get a speeding ticket I’m going to ask for a “Special Master” to review something or other too. I mean really, every day delay is a day I don’t have to pay. …right?

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    thelordthygod666  about 2 years ago

    Ah, a preview of Aileen Cannon’s final home.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    There have been U. S. operatives that have been killed as a result of Trump’s deliberate and careless handling of classified information. This makes Trump a murderer and Judge “Loose” Cannon an accomplice.

    We don’t know about these murders because revealing this information will further compromise national security. So Trump literally gets away with murder.

    That’s my conspiracy theory and I am sticking to it. It’s a lot more likely than the fantasy world of the Republican Party.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Trump moved to Florida so he wouldn’t have to shovel snow.

    Well,when he dies he’ll get a lot of extra warmth.

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    Mario500  about 2 years ago

    “SPECIAL MASTER”?

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    JudyAz  about 2 years ago

    “Stairway to Heaven” and “Highway to Hell” – - -

    gives some idea of the expected traffic.

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    DOJ is way too slow with getting a court set up to convict and hang Lard A** 45.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Somebody suggested to me that a special master is probably somebody who’s really accomplished at B&D, but I was confused. I live in Wisconsin, where that refers to blowing and drifting. (Also, S&M is sausage and mushroom.)

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    NWdryad  about 2 years ago

    Actually, the judge who overruled the special master belongs in hell too.

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    Zumtahk Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Can they get a special master to find all of Epsteins clients?

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    DanG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    FJB you sack of crap. Thanks for giving us Brandon, we’re much better off. /s

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    BACK9BOB  about 2 years ago

    AHH, I LOVE THE SMELL OF ROTTEN STINKING TDS IN THE MORNING…..HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL YOU ANTI-TRUMPSTERS!!!!

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    If I am ever accused of a crime, I want a special master and I am going to use the defense that I THOUGHT it wasn’t a crime.

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