2013 Golden Globes: (Fey) “The Hunger Games was nominated which is what I called the six weeks it took to fit in this dress.” (Poehler) “Life of Pi was also nominated which is what I’m calling the six weeks after I take this dress off!”
Years ago, one of the freebies the Welcome Wagon Lady gave us was a coupon for an unspecified gift at the best local bakery. Spouse took it in and came home loaded with goodies: the bakery’s policy for that coupon was “give the customer one of everything.”
Years of modeling habit will be the joy killer. She’ll open the first box, take a tentative bite of a nice big powdered sugar doughnut. Then, reaction sets in. She’ll put the rest in the trash, throw up what she’s eaten. and drink a power drink. She’ll hate herself for it but after so many years of denial, freedom won’t arrive in a day.
I had lunch with a friend of mine yesterday. We had a big meal then went across the street to Ben and Jerry’s for dessert. I lost a quarter of a pound. I think I’m going to add a hot fudge sundae to my diet from now on.
In reality, that was the first ice cream I’ve had in about 6 months. I don’t do a lot of sweets.
For some reason, all the good donut stores (i.e. non chains) around here are run by Korean women. Seeing the white guy behind the counter was confusing as hell to me LOL
Reminds me of wrestling back in HS. Many of the wrestlers struggled to make weight, sometimes losing over 5 lbs on the day of a match. Immediately after the weigh-in, they would pull out a shopping bag (the big paper ones you used to get) filled with junk food.
I was unusual because my mom convinced me to stay on a strict diet. I lost the weight I needed to lose and kept it off. I’m very grateful to her for teaching that to me.
For those who remember Shakey’s Pizza, in college four of us went there for dinner one night. We order three giants. The girls split one and my buddy and I each ate a whole one. We couldn’t believe we ate the whole thing!
sirbadger over 1 year ago
She won’t be capable of eating that much.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
She will get very ill!
Knew you were coming. Baked you a crab cake. over 1 year ago
“No need to wrap it up — I’ll eat it here.”
zzeek over 1 year ago
…and a Diet Coke.
wallylm over 1 year ago
2013 Golden Globes: (Fey) “The Hunger Games was nominated which is what I called the six weeks it took to fit in this dress.” (Poehler) “Life of Pi was also nominated which is what I’m calling the six weeks after I take this dress off!”
Jingles over 1 year ago
krispy kreme
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Is there a Meta Human called “Supermodel”?
vics_machine Premium Member over 1 year ago
What is the difference between a model and a super model…the cape?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gluten Gluttony… gotta love it.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
And she’s hoping they will all be baker’s dozens.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
While she listens to Leonard Cohen’s “First We Take Manhatten”
grocks over 1 year ago
Feedom!!!
cmxx over 1 year ago
Years ago, one of the freebies the Welcome Wagon Lady gave us was a coupon for an unspecified gift at the best local bakery. Spouse took it in and came home loaded with goodies: the bakery’s policy for that coupon was “give the customer one of everything.”
samclemens over 1 year ago
Reminds me of an old New Yorker cartoon: two models are in the dressing room and one remarks to the other “I’m so hungry I could eat half a sandwich.”
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Years of modeling habit will be the joy killer. She’ll open the first box, take a tentative bite of a nice big powdered sugar doughnut. Then, reaction sets in. She’ll put the rest in the trash, throw up what she’s eaten. and drink a power drink. She’ll hate herself for it but after so many years of denial, freedom won’t arrive in a day.
dflak over 1 year ago
I had lunch with a friend of mine yesterday. We had a big meal then went across the street to Ben and Jerry’s for dessert. I lost a quarter of a pound. I think I’m going to add a hot fudge sundae to my diet from now on.
In reality, that was the first ice cream I’ve had in about 6 months. I don’t do a lot of sweets.
ladykat over 1 year ago
It all looks so good!
TechInDallas over 1 year ago
For some reason, all the good donut stores (i.e. non chains) around here are run by Korean women. Seeing the white guy behind the counter was confusing as hell to me LOL
monya_43 over 1 year ago
He is happy that he’s going to make a LOT of money today.
dot-the-I over 1 year ago
Creative fashioning of foods to make them camera ready in the advertising sector would seem a nice “second career” choice.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Reminds me of wrestling back in HS. Many of the wrestlers struggled to make weight, sometimes losing over 5 lbs on the day of a match. Immediately after the weigh-in, they would pull out a shopping bag (the big paper ones you used to get) filled with junk food.
I was unusual because my mom convinced me to stay on a strict diet. I lost the weight I needed to lose and kept it off. I’m very grateful to her for teaching that to me.
SusieB over 1 year ago
I think most super models are also blessed with a fast metabolism, and can eat whatever they want
brick10 over 1 year ago
What is that huge bag hiding?
Aaronious over 1 year ago
Happy birthday Mr. Wiley Miller!
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
Her order will weigh more than she does.
Raging Moderate over 1 year ago
I’m a retired supermodel and didn’t know it.
xtc45688 over 1 year ago
They should be nice & moldy by then.
jstpluto666 over 1 year ago
Moderation is a virtue, and virtue is its own reward. Moderation in all things, including moderation. That’s why they call it retirement.
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 1 year ago
I loved the ongoing sight gag in The Village People. The ex model had a different ice cream cone in several scenes.
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
And she doesn’t need it in a togo bag
T... over 1 year ago
After she rented a spot at the local vomitarium…
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Supermodel retirement plan = bakery owner summer home.
95 over 1 year ago
And a quart of whole milk please.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Let them eat cake.
waltermatera over 1 year ago
For those who remember Shakey’s Pizza, in college four of us went there for dinner one night. We order three giants. The girls split one and my buddy and I each ate a whole one. We couldn’t believe we ate the whole thing!