Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 14, 2023

He has ADD – he compulsively overshares.

He also compulsively cyber-stalks the ex-girl friend that flipped on him.

I didn’t realize Elizabeth Holmes was so tall.

He posted bail with fraudulent money.

Try “Need money for new sandals” instead.

I lost a little, BUT I lost more when I tried to cash out. They charged me to cash out then they charged me to convert to dollars

Might as well take Monopoly money.

He’s getting (part of) his just rewards.

Don’t tell him that! He probably deserves that long delayed beating.

Yeah, you want a sign that gets you sympathy – not “You ✘✘✘! You got what you ✘✘✘ deserved!” and a brick tossed at you.

And he’s got that stylish little man ponytail. That might get him beaten too

Sometime, the smarter they are the dumber they are.

I was going to Like this, but it already has a perfect 100.

And what about all the other small investors he dragged down with him? This is a good reason you don’t want to ban books. Folks can learn about grifters and pyramid, schemes, and multiple ways to separate them from their money just by reading stories, from other walks of life. Some politicians will tell you they love the uneducated masses because the more uneducated, they are, the easier it is to get their hands on their donations, and to get them to do things that are not in their best interest.

We can but hope.

That bucket is as empty as his pockets and the promise of cryptocurrency and its companions.

He can always go back to selling Trump Action Trading Cards.

I read somewhere once that, “No one really pities a fat man.” I suspect none pity the greedy.

Poor guy never even got to buy his sea level island to ride out the apocalypse on and be forced to flee it after the sea levels rose to swallow it up.

If you can’t understand how it works, don’t invest in it. And if you do understand how it works, you should be too knowledgeable to invest in it!

White collar crimes are never adequately punished.

“Laid off” might have been the result of the crypto-fraud – beat ’em with your sign.

Crypto- from Greek kruptos meaning ‘hidden’, and anyone stupid enough to invest in something that’s “hidden” obviously needed to ask themselves WHY it was hidden and EXACTLY WHAT was hidden in the first place…

Never trust the suit jacket / open-toe sandal combo.

A simple bankrupt would suffice.

TMI 101

They’ll spit in his cup.

So what about the Matt Damon commercial claiming “Fortune favors the brave”? I guess only if you can afford to lose it…..

One can hope!

Which one is Sam Bankman-Fried who got cooked when found guilty?