Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 21, 2024

What machine?

There went their last chance to get back to their time. What were they thinking?

Danae was this close to playing Eve to Jeffrey’s Adam.

One Stegosaurus using their time machine as a scratching post and there they go.

Adam and Eve could have given Jeffrey and Danae a shopping list. Maybe Adam was afraid that Eve would start buying clothes.

Where is the time machine going?

Not a great idea, not all the Fauna were huge, there were a large number of small bitey things during that era. Some of the Flora was pretty dangerous too.

Maybe humanity was started by an Adam and Eve, but not this set of “Adam and Eve”. The dinosaurs about indicates this era is PA (pre-asteroid).

“Yes, but we need electric energy. How about we make a battery from an apple like we did at school?”

Never thought of that … so dinosaurs DID exist when people were around – looks like the evangelicals have been right all along!

Golgafrinchan B-Ark?

Genesis 4

New American Standard Bible 1995

Cain and Abel

4 Now the man had relations with his wife Eve, and she conceived and gave birth to Cain, and she said, “I have gotten a man child with the help of the Lord.” 2 Again, she gave birth to his brother Abel.

Just like at our house, the man has to do all the repairs.

The flaw in the theory was that Eve was transgender so it didn’t make any difference anyway. Happy Pride Month.

Adam and Eve were Time Lords? Who knew?

One last one on the week’s topic:

“Nothing is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” (MLK, Jr.)

Adam and Eve is part of a creation myth called Genesis. All societies have creation myths or stories. I consider the Old Testament a collection of morality tales

Ah yes, the classic bootstrap paradox!

I like Danae’s theory. It makes more sense than the Bible myth.

Love it!

Yes, Adam and Eve. And their three male children started humanity.

Common trope in sci-fi.

The Best

Probe 7, Over and Out.

She doesn’t enjoy being naked? I’d have thought wearing those spacesuits was a drag

Dinosaurs and humans alive at the same time? Oh Wiley, stop encouraging the religious crazies.

Ha! With a great imagination, Anything is Possible!

Certainly more plausible than the invisible dude in the sky snapping his fingers.

VERY GOOD!

The Adam & Eve story does not go that way.

Jeffrey, can you also explain why your time machine needs a rocket?

Waiting for Mr Serling to appear and tell us this was all just a possibility in the “Twilight Zone.”

I did make a comment earlier on Baby Blues that Hamish should hitch a ride with Danae and Jeffrey on the time machine to get away from Jenny.

I think Adam and Eve came AFTER the dinosaurs….

The Golga-Frinchum B Ark comes to mind.

„Get the machine fixed?“ – Is there a repair shop nearby?

We are the aliens.

Technically it is a hypothesis, Jeffery.

“Let’s find some more of those apples. That should help.”

If Adam and Eve were time travelers why didn’t they have clothes? Danae’s clothes traveled with her.

So what are all the flaws in Danae’s theory, besides time travel not existing? That one flaw negates any other possible flaws.

They should have hitched a ride back.

Seems the writers for Battlestar Galactica 2004+ and Wiley had the same idea.