Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 03, 2024

I think that counts as being an eating disorder

All night, all day, Marianne…

Whats (or who) is eating Marianne?

Is that the Eating Distorter Diet?

Marianne probably shouldn’t have said, “Bite me!”

Maybe she committed a crime. McGruff says to take a bite outta crime.

That’s not how I would have eaten her…

She was jealous of someone else’s weight loss, and they said “Eat your heart out.” And that’s what she tried to do.

The right side teeth marks do not match the left side teeth marks……but she’ll never tell us the details.

is that Mrs Howell asking Ginger? Were the rest of the castaways eaten by cannibals?

She’s barely holding herself together.

Diets bite!

Pretty sure she’s on the Pinot Noir diet.

The muffin man from Drury Lane must have gotten to her…

Technically, she has lost weight. I don’t know how much two bites from a cookie would weigh, but she’s lighter now.

She wanted to get into that size 2 dress

One instance where a few MORE bites caused weight LOSS.

Not weight…just cookie parts

now that’s what I call slimfast!

She’s on the munch diet.

Looks like she had work done, but it was all nip and no tuck.

“Yeah. She got bitten by some kind of bug.”

At least it wasn’t her head.

Now I want to make gingerbread cookies with Marianne’s expression.

Dessert corset.