Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 18, 2025

Sackrilege

he’s likely to get carried away by compliments like that

Maybe it’s just handle plugs that haven’t completely healed yet.

Riddle of the day….

What kind of hairpiece does Satan wear?

I wonder if Frank has a good pickup line.

It frankly suits you.

Obviously having a hard time getting a handle on things…

Would any get lucky protection be paper or plastic?

“Can they tell? Let’s go to the tape!”

A Tapee maybe, but not a toupee.

Get a grip you old bag…

Toupee or not toupee. That is the questions.

Should have just done a fold-over.

Or he’s wearing McDonald’s logo.

Touchet!

He can’t handle the truth.

Hey Stan, have you seen Frank’s stupid toupee?

Yeah, Barb and Cathy were just giggling about it. He thinks no one can tell.

Someone told these guys to bag it.

He bought it at Sacks Fifth Avenue.

The loops and silliness of it all reminds me of someone. I just can’t quite spit out the name.

He should just embrace his outer sack

Can’t handle it!

That’s just the way Frank handles things.

If the handles were an un natural jet black it would be pretty accurate to the guy who got on a bus this morning. Had a Kiwi shine/glare.

If you have a toupee, you might be a plugger.

We have a basenji, and for some reason he loves to bite the handles of things. Grocery bags; shoe laces, stuff-sack strings – you name it. Clean breaks, just like a scissors.

Get a grip on, I said. Not get a toupee.

None of the other sacks have handles…are they all bald? I’m having a hard time getting a grip on the joke here…