Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 28, 2024

These are not pleasant women.

I love double features! Marcie and Peppermint Patty are being treated to golf and professional wrestling. And they’re getting paid for it.

Come for the golf , end up also getting women’s wrestling.

There’s a saying that a good golf partner is someone who’s a little worse than you are. Which of these players would be the worst – the jumper or the “jumpee”?

She must be out of her tree.

I hope climbing trees will not be an old activity to do so that climbing skyscrapers will not become trendy.

I wonder if there are any golf player eating trees in the peanuts universe….

Oh the carnage!!!!

The trouble is that these two women will go to the bar, become friends again, then the same thing happens next week. They’ve probably been doing this for years!

And I thought the fights in hockey were interesting…

When golf meets WWE!

Mrs. Nelson .. I wonder if Schulz is giving homage to Mrs. Harriet Nelson, wife of Ozzie Nelson, and mother of Ricky Nelson?

Or was he paying respect to Admiral Horatio Nelson’s wife, hero from the Napoleonic Wars?

WWE Golf! Love it.

Cat fight!

Is this golf or WWE??

Are Mrs. Bartley and Mrs. Nelson running for president?

Who knew golf could be so violent?

Anyway you slice it, sounds like the game is in the rough.

That is why I always choose not to play golf.

“All Star Wrestling”

Seriously?! IT’S JUST A STUPID GAME OF GOLF!!

MMA Golf

Giant Splash!

Never have I wanted to see the adults in a Peanuts strip more.

Look out below!

This might be the ONLY Golf game worth watching on TV!

THIS is why gambling is illegal in golf (and other sports).

The golf ended, now this is Lucha Libre.

This has taken a disturbing turn

Women’s golf is BRUTAL!

They certainly aren’t like the lady golfers that I ‘ran into’ on the links back when I played golf. The ones I met were all very nice—-all they wanted to do was have a better handicapped score than their husbands ! ! ! !

That’s what golf needs to make it exciting! Forget Mixed Martial Arts – make it Mixed Martial Golf.

Next, Haystack Calhoun and the iron claw hold

LOL!!

I would love to be in the party behind these two! Especially when the tree body slam takes place. FORE!!! UMPH!!! CLEAN UP ON TEE 4!!

wow! don’t remember this one either

This is only the fourth hole. They’ll never survive to the back nine.

Oh the humanity!

It’s a Flying Elbow Drop!

Hopefully they’ll be expelled from the golf course for behaving this way and Marcie won’t have to carry that ridiculously large bag any farther.

What is this ‘Full Contact Golf’?!

I never realized golf could be so violent

This has to be one of the funniest Peanuts arcs in my memory

Is this golf or WWE?

Could add a whole new meaning to the phrase “Hole in One!”

I’m not used to such graphic descriptions of violence from Peanuts!

Quite the wacky storyline, vintage peanuts huh! Happy Friday !

Coming off the turnbuckle!

“What?! You want a piece of me! Come and get it!”

Forget the Masters! This is where the real show is!

“In the red corner we have MRS NELSON! And in the blue corner we have MRS BARTLEY! WHO WILL WIN!?!

Maybe you girls can work in pro wrestling after this.

Good sportmanship

Wish they would show the two women

WWE Golf??

Boy, this entire arc passes the Bechdel test with flying colors. Or at least colors that jump down from a tree.

INCOMING!