Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2018

Don’t forget to include having Rat as a housemate on your list of accomplishments.

Well, if only one knee hurts, then the other doesn’t hurt. That’s something.

I’m still working on the first thing on Pig’s first list… just got to find her.

Is Pig a bowler? That’s why my knee hurts.

I feel your pain.

He is also the star of a daily comic strip

But he worked hard for that hurt knee!

Kinda hurts to read this one….

I had accomplished the “knee hurts” years ago. Now with two bionic knees and have also fulfilled the OTHER list. What’s next? Death?

I’ve got the two kids and the hurting knee. Bollocks on the rest of the list.

Beat you! Both of my knees hurt.

Oh boy, I’ve actually accomplished “knee hurts” by a lot. I’m getting some pretty bad flashbacks. I’m okay now, but it only hurts a little.

Seen a lot of the world, lived in different places like VA, HI and Scotland. Got my dream house, not a castle but affordable and easy to maintain. No wife, no kids, how more perfect can it get.

You know what they do Pig to animals who become lame. Cher sang about, Bang Bang he shot me dead.

I think pig has made bacon a couple of times.

Pig may not own his dream house, but at least he lives in a house. Most pigs live in a stye.

How ironic this the comic on my birthday. I totally identify with you, pig!

That’s our Pig, the Over-accomplisher!

Hey, can I get a little sympathy here for my sore neck?

At least “perfect person” is easy to define: anyone who will put up with me.

Pushing seventy and still looking.

Confucius say, better low-knee sore than high-knee hurts.

The two kids would have negated the rest of the list.

I’m one up on pig. I’m married to the perfect person

Dammit Pig. Stop reading my diary!

Pig didn’t turn into pork meat like most pigs if that’s an accomplishment.

I feel your pain, Pig.

I feel your pain, Pig.

Uh…Don’t you mean “married to a perfect pig”?

One pig’s accomplishments are another man’s rut.

You have a good heart, Pig. That’s success enough.

You’ve just got to stop those knee-jerk reactions, Pig!

Sometimes, I think Pig stalks me.

Seems my whole life

Dammit, Pastis! GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I once got a nasty cut on my knee over 10 years ago, so if “Knee hurts” is considered a big accomplishment, at least I’ve accomplished something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.

My mom’s knee hurts too.

don’t forget the elbow

You haven’t failed at anything, You have just found all the wrong ways of doing it.