That was my plan until I figured out that I was the rich relative. And, I’m not rich. I’m just smarter and planned for retirement better than the losers on both sides of me and my husband. When I was in my mid twenties, I worked with a young woman who told me she didn’t need to save for anything because when her in-laws died, her husband would get their house and money. We lost touch a few years later and I’ve wondered over the years what happened to her.
That used to be my plan too but the inheritance didn’t come my way. Now I’m old and I am the rich relative. I hope people aren’t thinking poorly of me!
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
You can still win Powerball®.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Too many people use that same strategy pig!
sirbadger about 2 years ago
For many people, real estate is not an option. How do you re-balance real estate?
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Stocks, bonds, real estate . . . sounds like a dungeon. Maybe he can capture a rich guy and hold him for ransom.
Robin Harwood about 2 years ago
First, acquire rich relative.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Start with Hope you even have a Rich Relative.
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 2 years ago
What the “hell” is a “innumerancy tax?!” And I am USING the “same” strategy, myself, man!!!!
robnvon Premium Member about 2 years ago
Don’t take this personally.
einarbt about 2 years ago
Pig has a rich relative?
iggyman about 2 years ago
Just as long as you don’t help them along!
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
well that beats my retirement plan of commit a serious felony and get life imprisonment. Three squares a day and a roof over my head until i die.
Lotus about 2 years ago
I’ve got kin who think I’M the rich relative, but I don’t have anything. Jokes on them, just not too soon I hope.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
My retirement plan is to die early in the Water Wars.
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
Live below your means.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I still haven’t put in my 401K.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Some plan, PIG! Mean while you live in limbo…
Queen of America about 2 years ago
That was my plan until I figured out that I was the rich relative. And, I’m not rich. I’m just smarter and planned for retirement better than the losers on both sides of me and my husband. When I was in my mid twenties, I worked with a young woman who told me she didn’t need to save for anything because when her in-laws died, her husband would get their house and money. We lost touch a few years later and I’ve wondered over the years what happened to her.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago
That used to be my plan too but the inheritance didn’t come my way. Now I’m old and I am the rich relative. I hope people aren’t thinking poorly of me!
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Well, that’s one option… not my preferred option, obviously.
uniquename about 2 years ago
…and the rich relative includes you in his/her will.
rshive about 2 years ago
The easy stuff is supplanted by the hard stuff.
gpantzer about 2 years ago
A billion doesn’t go as far as it use to. Keep cutting those coupons.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Don’t forget the 50% tax bite on lottery winnings.
And you’ll have 50 new relatives you never heard of before.
KEA about 2 years ago
that was my plan… almost worked, but then W came along with the 2008 Great Recession and wiped half of it out
PoodleGroomer about 2 years ago
Ponzi Retirement Funds salesman.
phlash about 2 years ago
“My retirement plan? I eat a little bit of cat food every day. That way, when I’m 80, it won’t be such a shock!”
Mentor397 about 2 years ago
My plan involves winning the 401Lottery.
ChristineFoxdale about 2 years ago
Dream big, Pig. It could happen. Did to me. I’m not rich, but I think there’s enough to be comfortable in retirement.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pig has a rich relative?
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
To heck with relatives; Goodwill can have my stuff and the ASPCA can have whatever financial assets are left after I bite the dust.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Pig plan? Rich relative?
No, on so many counts….
goblue86 about 2 years ago
Just live like you were dying, then, a few years before you run out of money, start smoking and drinking and eat nothing but bacon.
PBS1! almost 2 years ago
How is that Pig and not Rat?