Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 29, 2024

And the boss is thinking, “Did he just quit before he could be fired?”

Happy whatever birthday to all those born on the 29th of February.

tell your boss to take a leap’

Um, I think the song from Paula Abdul goes: “I take one(1) step forward, you take two(2) steps back, opposites attract…” Dan aka…

You’ re fired! Again.

“Ha! What are you going to do? Fire me?”

Like he was going to do anything on his last day anyway.

What there extra day but no extra pay? We is being cheated to works for extra day without extra pay!

Has anybody ever been fired and still expected to work the next day?

Leapin’ lizards!

Given notice on being fired?

Can we get back to basics and let Stephen know that…that comic was basically hilarious.

Leap Year day is confusing!

It’s a leap of faith for Pig!

The❤️Count told The❤️Count’s lowly unworthy employees that they were getting an extra day’s ration of swill this month. Our Be❤️ed Count… whatta guy, eh? You may now go back to your seat at the oar, lowly unworthies… No wonder we all ❤️ The❤️Count! Dilly! Dilly!

“You can finish out the rest of the day…”

Yeah… thanks.. that is SO helpful… bless your generosity…

Guess Pig has never heard of a Leap Year.

may as well have been a pun.

Leap Day… Gotta hate it. Mostly because I don’t like February and am eagerly awaiting spring.

Sometimes working too hard to not be gullible will just end up by being stupid.

Sort of. I quit the day before I was suppose to fly to my boss’s office for a meeting with him. I was working remotely. He asked if I was still going to fly up to meet with him the next day.

Makes sense to me…

The boss has already fired Pig, what further disciplinary action can he take?

He is indeed showing improvement. On 2/29/2020, Pig got in much worse trouble than this.

Well, what’s he gonna do, fire you?

Fred Flintstone&Dagwood Bumstead?

Happy Sadie Hawkins Day!

When you quite you have to give 2 weeks notice, but they can fire you on the spot. What trash

On my last day before retirement, a Building Department fella insisted I stay to relocate our Emergency Operations Center to make room for electronic equipment expansion … I trampled over the top of him and never looked back.

I crossed paths with a guy many years ago who told me about a fellow he knew who’s birthday was on February 28th, and hence had a “birthday” once every four years. We went round and round about it, and he simply refused to believe that a leap year had 29 days in February. I lost track of him, but every now and then I wonder if he ever got that straightened out…lol!

Pig, the Year of the Pig isn’t until 2031; maybe then you will have a good year.

Sports coaches are told they will not have their contract renewed at the end of the season and some stay and some are fired right away.

Rat is surprisingly silent on this.

you fired me, I feel no need to come work my “last day”