“Hey, Zeus, don’t feel too bad/Use a map app, and make it better. /Remember to check your route at the start/And in your heart, you know it’s better.(Sorry, I got up way too early this morning.)
There’s an old (and silly) Latino joke. Chrush Orange Soda is pronounced Croos, and it sounds like Cruz which means Cross in Spanish. There was a bar named Babylon (a joke with biblical meaning?..) where all kinds of perversions were practiced regularly. Jesus decided to go there and redeem the sinners. He knocks on the door. The owner is in there completely passed out and he yells from the bed “Who’s there?”“It’s me. Jesus”“Jesus who?”“Jesus, from the cross (cruz)”“And you wake me up for that?? Drop a couple crates! I’ll pay you next week!”
As David Letterman used to say: “We’re gonna get letters, lotsa, lotsa letters”. I’m sure there are a lot of offended readers today (just like the time he had the baby Jesus replaced by a croc in the manger scene).
I once had a NYC taxi driver named Jesus drive my husband and me from midtown Manhattan to Yorktown at rush hour. Lots opportunities for prayer. But I like to say that although I might not walk with Jesus, I’ve ridden in his cab, and survived.
If all the stuff that’s going on, shouldn’t be people be worried about WWIII and the Great Tribulation? Mr. Pastis could be a prophet or trying to tell us something in secret code!!!
BasilBruce about 1 month ago
I thought Pig was going to say that Jesus saves because he has a coupon.
Cheapskate0 about 1 month ago
Clearly illustrating that he doesn’t know Spanish pronunciation.
Jesus in Spanish sounds like Hey Zeus.
syzygy47 about 1 month ago
Jesus Martinez has a great rising crust pizza. The downside is that it takes three days to make.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago
For much less, two weeks ago, the bigots crucified the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
orinoco womble about 1 month ago
“Hey, Zeus, don’t feel too bad/Use a map app, and make it better. /Remember to check your route at the start/And in your heart, you know it’s better.(Sorry, I got up way too early this morning.)
iggyman about 1 month ago
Jesus , our Spanish friend, has a bank account, Jesus saves!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Render therefore to Little Caesar’s that which is Little Caesar’s…
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
I get my pizza from Father John’s.
Ermine Notyours about 1 month ago
Jesus’ crust will rise again.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
When he comes back, ask him to do the water/wine trick again!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
I was going to suggest a Constitutional amendment regarding the separation of church and the comics… but they make such wonderful targets.
_lounger_ about 1 month ago
don’t order pizza from somewhere else… I mean, who else can split it in 5000 slices?
James Wolfenstein about 1 month ago
There’s an old (and silly) Latino joke. Chrush Orange Soda is pronounced Croos, and it sounds like Cruz which means Cross in Spanish. There was a bar named Babylon (a joke with biblical meaning?..) where all kinds of perversions were practiced regularly. Jesus decided to go there and redeem the sinners. He knocks on the door. The owner is in there completely passed out and he yells from the bed “Who’s there?”“It’s me. Jesus”“Jesus who?”“Jesus, from the cross (cruz)”“And you wake me up for that?? Drop a couple crates! I’ll pay you next week!”
monya_43 about 1 month ago
No, Rat . . . It is you that we wish would go away. We love Stephan. He makes us laugh.
Gent about 1 month ago
Yeah what you trying to doing evangelism eh.
happyinvenice23 about 1 month ago
It’s not a Spanish lesson, it’s a cartoon!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
If he went away then you’d go away, too. ..er, why am I talking to you, you’re a drawing.
Serial Pedant about 1 month ago
No mierda?
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
It’s pronounced, “Hey-Seuss.”
win.45mag about 1 month ago
It’s Hey Susse, you idiot
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
The Church of Jesus of the Hand Tossed Pizza.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
I hope Jesus has GPS when he comes for me, too!
mindjob about 1 month ago
It’s probably very good pizza, since it’s not a chain
Goat from PBS about 1 month ago
So true, Pastis, so true.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Certainly hope He hurries up a bit because things are pretty glum right now.
MS72 about 1 month ago
Coming again, Coming again,
May be morning, may be noon,
May be evening and may be soon!
Coming again, Coming again;
O what a wonderful day it will be -
Jesus is coming again!
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yes, and the way things are going, I hope it’s soon. OH! He meant Mr. Martinez! Well, I hope they enjoy the pizza.
Cartoondog about 1 month ago
Hahahaha
zwilnik64 about 1 month ago
And if your creator goes, you vanish in a puff of imagination, Rat.
Katje about 1 month ago
Can someone please open that bottle of Pastis? :D
Brilliant_Birdie about 1 month ago
Give it til the third day
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
halfway thru the first panel, I knew where this was goin’… (that’s probly not a good sign, either…)
asmbeers about 1 month ago
He will.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Some are still waiting patiently, while God’s Stiff Necked Children just gave up looking for the First Arrrival.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
I wouldn’t hold my breath about that “coming back” thing.
Code the Enforcer about 1 month ago
Poor Stephen! … Or maybe … NOT !!! … :)
David D Smith Premium Member about 1 month ago
As David Letterman used to say: “We’re gonna get letters, lotsa, lotsa letters”. I’m sure there are a lot of offended readers today (just like the time he had the baby Jesus replaced by a croc in the manger scene).
danno12345 about 1 month ago
You said it, man!
hickey363 about 1 month ago
Oh, boy, the Born Agains will no like this one!
stringer831 about 1 month ago
I once had a NYC taxi driver named Jesus drive my husband and me from midtown Manhattan to Yorktown at rush hour. Lots opportunities for prayer. But I like to say that although I might not walk with Jesus, I’ve ridden in his cab, and survived.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
He took my wheel!
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
Try ordering from Torgo’s Pizza (MST3K reference). Although, I’m not sure The Master would approve.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
LOLOL - Rat, if Stephan went away, so would you … and that would be sad ;)
AlKarpinski about 1 month ago
Bumper sticker idea " I ♡ Jesus" then in smaller text “& Raul & Pedro & Luis &…”
Pgalden1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
You know you’re in the right when you aggravate Rat. Big thumbs up for the pun
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
That one is a bit of a stretch.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
lanainutahdesert about 1 month ago
Hey, Rat! Everyone’s got to earn a living!
I'm Sad about 1 month ago
If all the stuff that’s going on, shouldn’t be people be worried about WWIII and the Great Tribulation? Mr. Pastis could be a prophet or trying to tell us something in secret code!!!