Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2025

Maybe they should talk about baseball players instead.

Wouldn’t it be easier to say “Rocky Mountains”?

Sure, if Uinta that.

Soon to be renamed trump mountains. Also there will be a surcharge going to the “Help trump pay his bills fund” everytime you visit the unholy trump shrine

They could talk about viaducts.

And ours.

The foothills of the Wasatch Mountains are a mere four blocks rast of here, Mount Lewis to be specific. In October 2001, I hiked to its summit.

Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch……

Coincidentally, within the past couple of days, I posted a comment on another GC strip about the staying power of that great Abbott & Costello routine. Ultimately, Goat is right by definition.

People in Alaska don’t call it Mt. McKinley anymore, but Trump is in a state of Denali.

Join the club Goat. My life is getting shorter everyday too. I can’t see the end, but it’s out there somewhere. Unavoidable, I’m told. We will see…

Owyhee Mountains in Idaho, Oh why did they call them that, and how to you pronounce it?! My Uncle lived there and when I was there that’s what he asked me!

I think it’s shortening mine too…

Maybe this is the most popular GoComics comic that I’m watching… I hope I can continue watching it after April, whatever that warning is about. The link didn’t reveal anything useful—or attractive for money.

It’d be nice if Mr. P. drew some eyeballs in them sockets.

What about us the readers, how many years have we lost?

Been to Utah a number of times and never knew that name.

Utah’s mountains are beautiful in Spring, Summer, Fall, and Uinta.

Don’t forget to ride the Wasatch Cannonball……. Toot Toot!

This comic strip IS your life, Goat. :-p

If your looking for weird place names try this one . Mooselookmegungotic lake , ( It’s real )

Stephan, time for some malapropisms.

Goat needs a bullhorn.

It’s the puns that’ll do it, Goat!

Actually Goat, the comic strip gave you life but that would make Stephen God so, nevermind…

Hysterical

“Wasatch” doesn’t sound like “what’s that,” or anything else, for that matter.

The Wasatch is a decent place to ski. We go up to Park City at least once a year. We don’t ski but I love watching the people come down the hills.

What’s iss here sauce?

In Moab, there is a car dealership called Honest Ozzie’s. Groan

Pastis: Quit while you’re behind. This is boring.

Wasatch? Uinta at the answer?

Rumor has it when de Soto was in traveling up a river in a gorge in NC he called out to the local natives on top of the ridge asking where he was. The locals replied “Nantahala” which he interpreted as “Not tell you”

CROCS PLEASE!!!!!!!

All because Pastis needs a scape goat.