Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 05, 2019

It’s a scientific fact that Smooth Jazz is the world’s funniest genre of music.

Is Marigold SERIOUSLY saying all this stuff like it’s a bad thing???

Wonder if there’s a Yacht Rock Realm.

“Magical crystalline flowers” … is that from a song?

Smooth jazz? Could that mean that Sue might come for a visit?

I’d still take it over the C&W realm

It should be music to their ears, but somehow it isn’t.

“You ready for some smooth jazz?” “It’s so smooth I can’t take it!!” “I’m just slippin’ all over the place, it’s so smooth!”

Gee, Marigold, then try other realm (perhaps one with fire and brim stones) because I happen to like Smooth Jazz, you mystical nag!

Maybe the smooth jazz will disappear once the elevator door closes.

So…their yard has elevator music now? I guess that’ll be nice for visitors while waiting for them to come answer the door…

Music realms? Is this Trolls: World Tour?

Could be worse; could be goblin talk radio.

And rocking-horse people eating marshmallow pies?

This would be a true hell for me.

Why does the song ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’ come to mind here

Singing death Pixies?

Chill Sax works for me.

Smooth jazz is aka “elevator music” and I agree w/ Marigold. Though about 80% of those tunes are merely boring and perhaps 20% of the remaining 20% are actually kind of pleasant, if they aren’t repeated for a few hours.

Ooohh, smooth jazz! that’s one classy yard!

When I read this there was a commercial playing smooth jazz.

Why does Dana always mention smooth jazz?

I’m sorry, Marigold, I don’t speak wrong.