Evil One and Evil Two should check social media for evil ideas. For me, writing evil characters is difficult beaused evil ideas don’t come easily to me. My go to source for evil ideas is social media.
But they’re so CUTE! I want to give them a big hug and try out the admonition, “overcome evil with good”! (Romans 12:21) I have a feeling they just need a good wash, and it will turn out they are teen spirits going through a goth phase or something like that.
Here’s an evil plan: Take as many items from a store in a reasonable fashion as possible, have your cashier ring them all up, let your card purposely decline, and find a “reason” to leave.
Yeah, Phoebe gets it. In terms of evil ideas, you lil’ gremlins could try selling bitcoin and NFTs, or becoming lobbyists, landlords, cops, right-wing or centrist politicians, political podcasters, youtube “pranksters”, family vloggers, religious zealots, etc.
Averagemoe 12 months ago
How did that Monty Python sketch go? “It doesn’t sound like we’re doing anything illegal.”
codycab 12 months ago
Plot twist: They’re already doing something evil: Wasting Phoebe’s time!
sirbadger 12 months ago
You could steal 2 pennies from me.
boneroller42 12 months ago
Where’s that Sphinx cat when you need it?
eldeecee 12 months ago
Evil One and Evil Two should check social media for evil ideas. For me, writing evil characters is difficult beaused evil ideas don’t come easily to me. My go to source for evil ideas is social media.
ericbrower 12 months ago
No no guy! You don’t want to think of a good evil plan! That’s counter-productive.
Enter.Name.Here 12 months ago
“I talked to a pair of evil finger-puppets today”
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Evil wanna-bes.
iggyman 12 months ago
Procrastinators!
Troglodyte 12 months ago
Hey Phoebe, you got any plans for Dakota?!
WaitingMan 12 months ago
Danhausen would get along great with these two.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
But they’re so CUTE! I want to give them a big hug and try out the admonition, “overcome evil with good”! (Romans 12:21) I have a feeling they just need a good wash, and it will turn out they are teen spirits going through a goth phase or something like that.
Wichita1.0 12 months ago
Well, the metric system is already taken…so is New Coke…
RussellCastine 12 months ago
They could go bug Dakota, that would be pretty evil.
Hammurabi.Wolfe 12 months ago
eh, Minions did it first and better. LOl
ars731 12 months ago
I guess they are the lesser of two evils
Joseph comicinthestrip 12 months ago
Here’s an evil plan: Take as many items from a store in a reasonable fashion as possible, have your cashier ring them all up, let your card purposely decline, and find a “reason” to leave.
artjohn42 12 months ago
Just watch the news!
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
What do critters that size consider very big? Maybe the evil thing is, like, basketball-sized.
Decepticomic 12 months ago
Yeah, Phoebe gets it. In terms of evil ideas, you lil’ gremlins could try selling bitcoin and NFTs, or becoming lobbyists, landlords, cops, right-wing or centrist politicians, political podcasters, youtube “pranksters”, family vloggers, religious zealots, etc.
Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago
Phoebe is seen as an expert on evil things. HOORAY!
DonCoyote® 12 months ago
You guys could vote Democrat in 2024.
……… Are you guys registered yet?
(Naah, doesn’t matter……….. the DNC just registers people without their knowledge and mails in votes in their names without their consent).
Vet Premium Member 12 months ago
I just love these two. XD
Cow man 12 months ago
They could replace all the candy with everyone’s least favorite candy, or just take all the candy so no one gets anything.
Ron Bauerle 12 months ago
Fight a duel; with luck, they’d take each other out, but kinda hard to make that funny…
rgcviper 12 months ago
MWA-HA-HA.