I really became content with being average after attending a twenty-fifth high school reunion and learned that the most popular guys and girls had been divorced multiple times.
Mother loved her ancient wavy bathroom mirror with a 25 W bulb. When she went to my mom’s house she hated the highly polished modern mirror with all the fluorescent bulbs around it
I have never looked good either. (My sister is the pretty one.) But husband insists I do look good and he is not just saying it – to him I actually do.
TexasKingoftheGeeks 7 months ago
I think Mr. Houndstooth is looking hot tbh.
a sage 7 months ago
You do your best with what you’ve got.
sousamannd 7 months ago
You get your degree in looks when you don’t care anymore – and just do your best and not sweat it anymore.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 months ago
You know you’ve lost it when people add “for your age” to a compliment.
walstib Premium Member 7 months ago
Phoebe Snow sang “Either or Both”:
♪♫ "Sometimes this face looks so funny
That I hide it behind a book
But sometimes this face has so much class
That I have to sneak a second look" ♫♪
juicebruce 7 months ago
In Life You always got to “Run What Ya Brung” ;-)
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
Pluggers look good from far, but up close, they look far from good.
pathfinder 7 months ago
I NEVER looked “good.” My mother’s motto was “Handsome is as handsome does.”
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Sometimes there’s an old, gray stranger in the mirror, and I don’t seem alone.
Old recluse 7 months ago
I shave it all off and my father is in the mirror. It is really nice because he died in 1989.
tpcox928 7 months ago
Sigh. True. A few years ago a woman told me that “…you haven’t been all that for several years.”
ctolson 7 months ago
I really became content with being average after attending a twenty-fifth high school reunion and learned that the most popular guys and girls had been divorced multiple times.
david_42 7 months ago
Not me. The best I ever got to was, “Not unattractive.”
Gnomon Dee Range 7 months ago
Positive thinking in action:
Hearing yourself say aloud, “Oh yeah baby” beats “Dirt nap coming” by a long shot.
Grace's Border Security & Duct Tape 7 months ago
Wife of 48 years tells me I still got it! I think she does, too! Va- va- va- voom!
wirepunchr 7 months ago
Someone needs cataract surgery.
anomalous4 7 months ago
Hey! I resemble that remark! It’s taken me 70 years to look this good!
The Gun Doctor 7 months ago
“Good looking” is replaced by “Good-enough looking”.
Escapee 7 months ago
Whaddya mean “used to be good-looking”??
mistercatworks 7 months ago
The four 1000 lumen bulbs over my shaving mirror are brutal.
ComicsBinger Premium Member 7 months ago
Mother loved her ancient wavy bathroom mirror with a 25 W bulb. When she went to my mom’s house she hated the highly polished modern mirror with all the fluorescent bulbs around it
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin’ each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a h#ll of a man
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doin’ the best that I can
gopher gofer 7 months ago
i figure that not looking dead is probably good enough…
g04922 7 months ago
Not bad…considering the mileage….
mafastore 7 months ago
I have never looked good either. (My sister is the pretty one.) But husband insists I do look good and he is not just saying it – to him I actually do.