Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2021

It’s the infamous Box Rebellion.

He is so full of it.

Wow, man, yeah!

It’s a wonder they were both “invited” to the same party.

His box runneth over…

They certainly don’t bottle up their feelings!

Feeling boxed in Ladies?

Watch out for him, he’s a corker.

Yes, boxes are out. My wine is in gallon jugs with the finger-ring at the top for easier pouring. Those jugs have seen a lot of use since I started making my own wine 20 years ago.

He’s wearing boxer shorts.

A cardboard bore.

Coffee snobbery is cheaper. Not cheap, but cheaper.

Looks like boxing day.

That box makes you look cheap.

2 Buck Chuck … still in bottles … but now inflated …!

We’re all the same on the inside.. but show our colors on the outside.

It’s a bottle of wits.

He’s all plastic inside.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

He’s volumes above them.

Aren’t these elites supposed to be at an angle?

Yep.

Next thing you’ll be saying is that a sealed aluminum cap is as good or better than a cork. Sacre bleu!

Then there was the lead metal strip around the top and cork. Now it’s plastic.

Yes, yes they do.

They’re thinking that they’re outside of the box.

For the aficionados of fortified wines:

http://bumwine.com/

While I’ve never had a good boxed wine, I’ve had some really baaaaad bottled wine.

I like boxed wine (I prefer Bota boxes). I don’t drink much wine, so it will stay fresh longer because air doesn’t get in with the wine very easily.

He needs some boxing gloves…

Put a cork in it.

Get it out of your chest, keep whining, that is what we are made of.

He’d probably make his point better if he did it without wining.