Two fellows sitting at the bar at the top of the world’s tallest building.
One fellow turns to the other and says "Did you know this building is so tall that the wind will blow your right back up to the top if you jump off the building?
“Seriously? I don’t believe that,” said the second man.
“I can show you,” said the first man.
They go outside and the first man jumps off the top of the building. He falls 50, 60, 70, 80 stories and suddenly, whoosh, he lands back at the top of the building next to the second fellow.
The second fellow is astounded! He says “I’ve go to try that!”. So he jumps off the building and falls 50, 60, 70, 80 stories and then SPLAT! all over the sidewalk.
The first fellow walks back into the bar. The barman looks at him, shaking his head, and says “You sure can be mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
If this was on Super Funpak Comix I’d point out that Semantics Man got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive Semantics at a school science fair. But it isn’t, so I won’t.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
Sky scrapers are enormously lazy. They don’t jump and rarely even exercise.
TStyle78 10 months ago
I like Semantics Man. My new favorite super hero.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
I like Semantics Man.
saylorgirl 10 months ago
Oh do tell Ralph! Do tell!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
Round One goes to Semantics Man. But we really need to see him defeat someone evil.
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
he would’ve fit right into 60s DC comics.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s formal, he’s lexical, he’s conceptual! When quibbling over semantics might seem petty, he’s there with linguistical speed! He’s… Semantics Man!
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
Ralph’s comment was kind of colorless this morning.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Leapin’ lizards!
Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago
Old joke, but still funny, because Dave added SEMANTICS MAN!
androgenoide 10 months ago
I’d like the squirrelsplanation.
360guy Premium Member 10 months ago
His super power is driving criminals into such frustration they turn themselves in.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
With a little help from an earthquake they do, they seldom spot the landing though.
garysmigs 10 months ago
Ralph, let me womansplain, “IF you don’t know I’m not going to tell you!”
Imagine 10 months ago
Two fellows sitting at the bar at the top of the world’s tallest building.
One fellow turns to the other and says "Did you know this building is so tall that the wind will blow your right back up to the top if you jump off the building?
“Seriously? I don’t believe that,” said the second man.
“I can show you,” said the first man.
They go outside and the first man jumps off the top of the building. He falls 50, 60, 70, 80 stories and suddenly, whoosh, he lands back at the top of the building next to the second fellow.
The second fellow is astounded! He says “I’ve go to try that!”. So he jumps off the building and falls 50, 60, 70, 80 stories and then SPLAT! all over the sidewalk.
The first fellow walks back into the bar. The barman looks at him, shaking his head, and says “You sure can be mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
I can see Dave with a cape as Suoercartoon Guy …!
( able to do tall buildings in a single draw, and faster than a speedo pen )
mistercatworks 10 months ago
I really want to hear the squirrel-splanation.
zeexenon 10 months ago
In California, sometimes they fall. It’s no Fault of their own.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
HA! Busted on a technicality.
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
Hey, we’re trending number one on GoComics! Thanks everybody! (now someone will point out that ‘technically’ that’s not true)
ComicLover2 Premium Member 10 months ago
Once comic better than any of the recent DC movies.
tarnsman 10 months ago
If this was on Super Funpak Comix I’d point out that Semantics Man got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive Semantics at a school science fair. But it isn’t, so I won’t.
MissyTiger 10 months ago
“You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.”
otforever 10 months ago
Semantics Man was his second choice. Someone already became Cunning Linguist Man.
Cozmik Cowboy 10 months ago
And in his original incarnation, Supe did jump; the flying was added later.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 10 months ago
Able to squash any brag!