A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
I recently needed to be on a BRAT diet (“Bananas, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast”), but once the antibiotic kicked in everything is now much better except for all those pesky questions from the board of health nurse.
My father told me that eating a banana or two before leaving shore was a method to prevent seasickness. He was taught this as a young boy by some old salt.
pearlsbs about 6 hours ago
youtube.com/watch?v=2mpscIrmfTQ&ab_channel=RapWorld
Bilan about 6 hours ago
I never heard of a shipment of bananas sinking.
pearlsbs about 5 hours ago
tinyurl.com/48wp6pzz
pearlsbs about 5 hours ago
Myth Busters: Is It Safe To Bring Bananas On A Ship?
maritime.edu/follow-the-voyage/myth-busters/myth-busters-it-safe-bring-bananas-ship
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
therese_callahan2002 about 4 hours ago
No wonder Harry Belafonte complained about working on a banana boat.
Dean about 3 hours ago
I recently needed to be on a BRAT diet (“Bananas, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast”), but once the antibiotic kicked in everything is now much better except for all those pesky questions from the board of health nurse.
bobpickett1 about 2 hours ago
how about having a Banana boat
Frankolino1313 about 1 hour ago
My father told me that eating a banana or two before leaving shore was a method to prevent seasickness. He was taught this as a young boy by some old salt.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 hour ago
So, how were bananas transported.
James Wolfenstein about 1 hour ago
No bananas, no women, no priests, no redheads… I’ll tell you what brings bad luck… getting on a boat!! :D
Huckleberry Hiroshima 40 minutes ago
Well I’ll be darned. ~ Fred the Old Sock