Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 26, 2024

Every religion ever.

The Tiki helps those who help themSELVES!

You gotta toss a nubile lady into the volcano. Everybody knows that!

Psalm 115:5-8King James Version5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:

6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:

7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.

8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.

Better keeps quiet and listens to his prayers instead of making him mad and go all iconoclast on ya.

An inanimate object that speaks might be worth listening to.

Stone hedge

and have cast their gods into the fire, for they were not gods but the work of men’s hands, wood and stone. So they have destroyed them.— Isaiah 37:19

Yes, he is.

He totem a thing or two.

One idol, one idler…..

The greatest racket ever invented.

But you’re the anthropomorphisation of my wants and desires!"

(Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could spell it. SCORE!)

but if you tell me to wipe out the neighbors because they do not believe in you, I will

This one is a repeat. Still funny though.

Don’t worry, politicians promise those things and more.

Dumbold Chump is an inanimate object.

Religion: the foremost piece of evidence that the human race is inherently insane.

“To believe in God is faith; to believe you know what God wants is religion.”

Yes I know we’re asking for a lot, but you’re TANGIBLE!