Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 12, 2022

Nothing to wine about

See if they can sing.

Doomed!! We’re all doomed!!

Either that, or Leopold is taking advantage of Gary’s poor eyesight and gullibility.

Raisins! Why did it has to be raisins?

Would an army of homicidal raisins be the grapes of wrath?

Didn’t they try this in California?

Homicidal Raisins is a good band name, though.

They could open for Brain Ticks, or Carnivorous Spine Worms.

Could have been cranberries….at least they bleed red….bwaaaahahaaa

Raisin awareness?

Just raisin awareness.

Well, raisins certainly aren’t good for anything else.

ALL raisins are homicidal. Evil little buggers

“Is someone playing ‘I Heard it Through the Grapevine’…?”

I want to see the Claymation of this.

Like a flock of carnivorous locusts stripping the flesh frim the bones of every vertebrate in sight.

Animate or anime?

Hmmmm, I shudder to think of their method of homicide. Obstruction of airways? A force feeding until the liver swells to a nice plump Foie Gras likeness? Or maybe a simple pushing down the stairs.

Raison d’etre Leopold…..

Leopold has a Plan, Gary.

Keep your mouth shut (unless to eat the raisins)!

“I bet you’re wondering how I knew… ’bout your plans to make me blue…” ♫