Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 15, 2024

Can I show up late for the Late Show?…..

Green room requirements;Nicki Minaj needs to fuel up, demands consist of buckets of spicy fried chicken, no thighs, mostly wings, and lemonade.

Couldn’t get a ticket, it was a sold out show.

The meek will inherit the Earth.

That is if they still want it after the rich are done making a mess of it.

“If you want to get to heaven,You got to raise a little hell” The Ozark Mountain Daredevils, 1973.

Hmmm… don’t bet on it. I suspect THAT show closed long ago…

Amen. And By his Grace and Mercy we can be saved through the redemption of Christ for our Sins.Merely repent, earnestly endeavor to sin no more and follow Christ’s path.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A show no one has ever reported actually seeing.

Not necessarily so. Our default destination is hell. Only by His Grace can we be saved from it. You must be Born Again. John 3:3-7.

So deep. So truthful.

One of the few times we see Shoe out of the tree?

Unique, way of looking at life, Vicar. Watch a lot of ‘talk shows’ do we, hmmm ?

When will the human race grow up and stop looking for fairy tale solutions to the problems we create for ourselves? Since cavemen times, in every age and in every country/area in the whole world, humans have looked for something to blame for all their woes – gods. So many of them then and now. And guess what – it’s never worked. But it’s OK, it will all be better when we die and go to Heaven, Valhalla, etc.

I expect it would be boring as heII. Lambs lying with lions would not make a very exciting nature show.

ALL religion is designed to fleece the suckers and keep them in line. When I’m president on Day One all churches will be taxed heavily.

For now, climate change has made everything in SC like his Green Room. But, elsewhere, it’s called the Brown Room or the Aqua Room.

“The kingdom of Heaven is within you,” Jesus of Nazareth,

“but so is Hell, if you let it.” Tim of Salem.

well, it was nice and green with lotsa fresh air…until Shoe showed up with his stogie…ack…coff coff!!

Where is craft services?

This life is all we get. Well, you might be reincarnated but most likely wouldn’t remember anything from a previous life, so then THAT life is what you get – and so on.

never mind the green room, lately my life has been more like the rest room

It’s truly amazing how internet atheists merely mimic man-made memes. It’s hilarious! And all without giving the real evidence the study that it’s worth.

The kicker is you missed SO MUCH FUN. Because you were so confused. It’s good, it’s bad, your parents did it. How do you think we all got here?

“This life is just the Green Room.”

But for how much longer?

If Heaven is such a big show, how come no one has seen it?

Nice allegory.