Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 14, 2020

Okay… what am I missing?

Someone has an ego problem.

“Eh, virtual reality is better”.

Without exception, everyone who has been there reports just the opposite.

Just stand a little closer.

That’s the same thing Mr. Coverly said when he first saw his comic in the newspaper.

Cut the line and you’ll have a much different opinion! (Not recommended)

How much “Space” do you need, for the crying out loud.

“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The first honeymoon in space.

Stonehenge is like that.

Ground Control to Major Tom…

That’s what she said.

I hear that a lot.

Another bride is disappointed.

People who have looked at the Earth from space are impressed with how small it is.

Read Larry Niven’s Ringworld,now that gives you the idea of BIG

Did we take a wrong turn?

I agree, I thought infinite would be bigger.

He’s probably a string theorist. He was hoping for 11 dimensions.

Don’t even try to moonipulate us.

Uh, I have to go, where no man has gone before.

After we’ve seen it all what should we do?

I think Stormy Daniels said the same thing!