That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 20, 2023

Victorine eventually realized her gaydar wasn’t working.

/// Manet’s painting, “Luncheon on the Grass,”

was a shock to the French middle class.

Not the the bare girl they eyed;

what her bareness implied.

Classic nudes are OK— this was crass.

John: Why are we still wearing clothes? Well, who would want to see us naked?

Ultimate casual dining.

/// What would cause these two ladies to strip

and then casually go take a dip?

An apt diagnosis—

they are under hypnosis,

and believe they’re alone on this trip.

world’s worst strip poker player!

It was “Have your photo taken with a nude Day” for the high school picture.

Luncheon Pigeon on the Grass a Lass

I dropped a smidgen of my pigeon on the grass alas

I feel the smidgens of that pigeon on my a$$ alas

If they were not pigeon smidgens what were they.

Pigeon bits on my t!ts alas onto the grass

A mass alas so crass on my a$$ sitting on the grass a lass.

And across the grass my sister Cass has caught a bass

Alas for bass and smidgen pigeon and this fine grass …

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(Apology to Gertrude Stein)

https://allpoetry.Com/From-Four-Saints-in-Three-Acts

Members Only before the Internet.

Arrgh, I told you, you can dress her up but you can’t take her anywhere.

The original deep fake image injection into a picture that would long inspire the creators of Photoshop.

Nadine’s interpretive dance routine was interrupted yet again by her attention seeking little sister.

“Let’s go to Chili’s for lunch after the girls finish the laundry.”

Manet was a painter with gall -

(Many geniuses are, after all)/

Le Dejeuner sue L’herbe/

Was bound to disturb/

By was also the hit of the hall…///

Millie had a lot to learn if she ever hoped to win at strip poetry reading

She’s more than topless…

Manet particularly hated his alarm clock that morning.

Which guy is “Herb”? Did I miss something in the translation?

First painting to show what the artists were having for dessert.

She wants more than a picnic lunch…………..

“Especially with the bottomless part as well.”

If painted en plein air, hope they had insect spray handy!

This artwork is obscene! The gentleman on the right is showing far too much of his neck!

Looks like the picnic in Paul McCartney’s dream in ‘Give My Regards to Broad Street’… except everyone’s dressed in the movie

Insect spray? She despises those !/

She thought “Off!” refers to her clothes../

but she was mistaken:/

and now she is achin’ /

Where innumerable bites have arose..

She offered a spitroast for lunch.

Somebody else captioned this painting with, “The ladies did all they could to distract the gentlemen from talking about sports.”

Haha! This a great one! Classic!

What a strange painting though; there must be some context that we aren’t aware of.

This painting always cracked me up. The man sitting opposite the naked woman is her brother, the man next to her is her fiance. So her nudity is fully in the face of her brother, which seems a little uncomfortable to me. Also, she sits fully naked on the blanket while the men swelter in their woolen suits.

Manet? I was told I was stripping for Monet! (pronounced money)

Ethel having forgot to bring the cherries had to supply them anyway.

“Le déjeuner sur l’herbe,” 1863

Two artists met up to discuss/

when their model displayed/

how a woman is made/

They gave her a grade of A plus !

manet preferred his dishes au naturale…

See what happens when you spill Grey Poupon on your clothes? Now you have to wash them.

Posted earlier, deleted by the Moderator even though it has zero violations of the Comment Policy. Somebody must have flagged it. If you don’t like my comments, don’t read them. 

Luncheon on the Grass: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1863 oil on canvas paintings in France" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Grass, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using either the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browser, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this huge painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3224 (November 20, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and replies pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 19 works by him have been used here (21 times total, including 2 repeats), the November April 21, 2022, strip being the prior (a repeat).