That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 07, 2025

“Does that cloud look like a huge erection to you?”

/// Gry and Runa sunbathe on this spot.

You may think Runa’s shy, but she’s not.

Like most Danes, she is pallid,

yet finds nudism valid.

But her boyfriend thinks tan lines are hot.

She’s not the least bit embarrassed to be bare-assed

Frida is wondering, Did my swimsuit come off out there or did I just forget to put it on?

/// Bathers on the Beach tell you they know

this whole shore by the name Falsterbo.

It’s an old Swedish town,

yet Danes seek its renown

as the best beaches nearby to go.

You take yours off first..

Eugenia is actually wearing a very skimpy Bikini. It is so small … you can barely see it Atoll. [old joke]

Deidre is suddenly reminded that she forgot to cancel the milk.

“Geez, I overdressed again!”

“I can handle the tan lines. I’m more worried about some painter peeping on us.”

If you noticed that the clouds look like bunny ears first I have bad news for you….

Does this accent my eyes?

“and in the middle cloud there is a huge… oh, nevermind. I don’t know what is wrong with me today…”

Enjoying the beach, but still a nagging feeling that you forgot something

Gry sits praying the guys quit horsing around, and bring her swimsuit back before she gets sunburned!

At least her hair won’t get bleached by the sun …

Ethyl keeps wondering, “Is this Cheryl making the first move?”

“Where did you get the idea that that’s the hair you’re supposed to keep covered?”

“Should we go help those two people?”

“No, my swimsuit just got dry.”

“Don’t look now, but John is coming into frame from the right.”

The crowd of sailors down the beach will help search for it.

The unusual sight of the sun in Denmark drove some women to the brink of madness.

When the fiery orb first arose/

Some bold women removed their clothes:/

Others, more circumspect,/

Found the rays too direct-/

And the ones in the water just froze.

Gotta like here style. Blue is most definitely her color….

LOL! That has happened.

Women on the beach at Falsterbo: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Kvinder, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions points to the strip coloration image. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3439 (January 7, 2025) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 5 works by him have been used here, the November 14, 2023, strip being the prior.

“What do you mean ‘the water’s too warm’?”

really i don’t know why you are afraid of tan lines

Has anybody out there been watching Seaside Hotel, on PBS stations? It’s about a Danish seaside resort. This cartoon image could be a scene of Amanda on the left, going au natural, with her more conservative mother, Therese, on the right. But obviously, this scene didn’t make it past the censors as it’s not in the show.

For tomorrow:

Masterpiece WD-40…

He has reached his physical peak/

Yet he hides his majestic physique/

In a garment of steel/

With a “rustic “ appeal/

Since his shoulders and elbows both creak..

His garments is quality metal/

Designed by smith in the shtetl/

In the highest percentile/

Even though he’s a gentile/

( it’s really refurbished kettle)///

He’s the furthest thing from a rube:/

(He can even do Rubik’s Cube !)

And his joints now swing free/

Because recently he/

Bought a franchise from Jiffy Lube.

@Sol : I won’t get these posted before 8. Have a good night, “young ‘un” !