The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 06, 2024

That could have been an “eerie” encounter!!

Sing it Brutus, Ceeelllibration, come on!

So, great timing then.

Somehow, Erie seems to be an appropriate place for the old hag.

As you can see, Brutus is really choked up over it.

In other words, Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM started with …. no “issues!!!”

/SHMIRK/

I don’t know why Mama Gargoyle…er..Gargle doesn’t like Brutus. He’s no doubt the only one who would wed her daughter. ;/

This is gonna cost you Brutus, can’t you just shut up and say “Sorry I missed her”?

Brutus is to the point that honesty is the best policy even if Gladys doesn’t like it.

This was a good reason to play hide and seek.

Hope she got clearance drom the ATC before she took off on her broom.

Hopefully she won’t come back because she forgot something.

Can’t say I blame him.

What a silly goose! As long as she was leaving, what the big deal? LOL☺️

Turn off your phone, Brutus, before Mother Gargoyle texts you the parting insult she had for you.

Dude, you’re not supposed to admit that to your wife! You’re supposed to just say “Aw, nuts. Oh, well. Maybe next time.”

don’t get too smug, Brutus – she’ll be back.

The old battle axe would have made Brutus day. It would have gone from bad to terrible . I’ve done the same thing when some of my wife’s family have come by.

I can’t believe he missed the chance to say, Good riddance, to the witch. Can I buy a “B” or just vowels?

Brutus, my man!

He was hoping to miss her. And he won’t miss her now that she’s gone.

ya know that kind of talk ends up putting yourself in the dog house… my brother has his furnished, so if that’s you then that’s not much of a problem. :J

holey in-law avoidance, Batman!!

Our hero wisely saved himself from the last parting shots of the virago as she was leaving. Good for you Brutus!

You sharp cookie Brutus .

Oh, Brutus, that was clever, but you shouldn’t have told Gladys.

Wise man but I would have kept that factual tidbit of information to myself and feigned disappointment. Though his broad grin would have given him away……

Does she live in Lake Erie? In an old shipwreck?

I guess your neighbors knew what you were up to, Brutus.

More like Eerie, Indiana…

https://Www.imdb.Com/title/tt0101088/

I’d say great planning!

Oooo, bad move, Brutus. Somethings are best kept to yourself. Just be internally glad Momma’s gone. If you have to say something, try the lie, “Oh, too bad.”

Nice move!!

Next time wait around the corner in your car and don’t miss her.

So much to love here! Brutus finally wins one – quick, buy a lottery ticket! And Gladys told Brutus it was “bad timing” – did she really think Brutus would be disappointed?

That deserves a……..ATTABOY BRUTUS!

no fool he

This would be a good time to change the locks, and this time use them.

He does have some smarts after all!

Too bad there couldn’t have been an extra panel or two to see how that comment went over.

Has Brutus ever stepped in wet cement?

so, in fact sometimes things actually go well for brutus… ☺

BLABBER MOUTH!!

Good idea, Brutus…although it probably wasn’t a good move to tell Gladys what you were doing.