The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 27, 2024

Man, Hattie is brutal and honest!

Don’t let the door hit your fanny on your way out

OUT OUT OUTTTTT.

Hattie is an …. “adorable” precious child – - NOT!!!

/SHEESH\

Hattie is going to same school of mother Gargla.

And here’s Hurricane Helene…tonight was horrible. But happy to see you Hattie. My whole house generator sucks! Power would go for a split second…everything in house would reset, after about 30 times I thought…start my generator…would not produce electricity w/o total outage. I turned off central air because I know it causes havoc on the condensor.

“My Pop is so tall…” HOW TALL IS HE! (Usual audience response on Johnny Carson or the Match Game.)

Husky, Short and Husky store. Now waddle on home urchin.

Not cool Hattie .

conversation over…

Brutus, you really need to start locking your front door; it’s how Hurricane Hattie and Mother Gargle get in.

Hattie, isn’t there a short and obnoxious store you should be visiting?

Spoken like a child – who is short and fat.

Buh bye…

Oh Brutus Brutus Brutus when will you learn to not throw those hanging curveballs to all your antagonists. Note to Hattie: get the address of that store because you’re on your way to becoming a regular customer.

if they have a kids store then I’m sure they have a short and fat store too. ;)

That’s what “Big” means, Hurricane…

If the waist is big enough, the sleeves are too long for Brutus.. and for me.

Ouch, Hattie.