The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2023

A light meal?

Are they from Calcutta?

they approach everything with such gravity!

He’s too dense to listen.

I did a Google search for black hole pictures.

All I kept getting were scientific articles.

Clusters are good for the hole family.

The cluster’s too globular, Ma

Very clever.

Shouldn’t Black Holes be eating Spaghetti(fication)?

So did the mom and dad collide to make the son?

I think there’s a hole in the whole theory.

Where are your manners! For Hubbles sake, Everybody on earth is WATCHING US.

They are very attractive.

Make sure you eat the “Hole” thing too!

DID YOU SAY BLACK HOE FAMILY?

Once I dated a black hole … it sucked the living daylights out of me

I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]

Starburst for dessert.

How is he going to maintain his Hawking Radiance if he doesn’t eat his star clusters?

Mom’s right, Junior. There’s no escaping it.

Tsk, tsk. A whole family, gone over to the Dark Side.

That can’t be right. The advert says it’s “a snack you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite”.

Who lives on the other side of them?

I’m guessing they have a starfish for a pet.

Mom’s always on a diet, constantly sucking cosmic matter.

I can’t believe you ate the hole thing!

Mother Black Hole has consumed Father Black Hole…

We live on the edge of the bowl.

He ate the Milky Way, now there’s no milk to put on his star clusters.

“Then No Death Star for dessert!!!”

They look like licorice M&M’s.

At home at the center of all galaxies. To become a single singularity at the end of the crash.

Wait until you see my “black hole” imitation when I walk into a donut shop.

They should be eating healthier, but they’re too dense to realize it.

Black hole son, won’t you come and wash away the dishes?

I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.

Like most kids, Junior doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Who said what first?…

Lite? Tastes great, less filling… I knew it was a scam.

I’m having a hard time understanding the gravity of the situation.

Dark humor just sucks.