Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 26, 2020

After seeing a rare picture of the Rump wearing a mask, I agree that he looked weak. But he looks stupid and even more weak without the mask.

Mother said, “Never look weak or the slaves might rise up!”

Those scientists are doing the Devil’s work. “They want to throw God’s wonderful breathing system out the door.”

Well, there’s always the Ultraviolet colonoscopy procedure (complete with optional bleach nozzle). Kinda takes anal bleaching to its illogical conclusion.

Why does America have to show the world how NOT to do anything right?

Hair Furor has ALWAYS been more concerned about how things LOOK rather then what they really are. Why do you think his properties are encrusted with so much cheap gold leaf?? All the better to “Dazzle” the low intelligence goobers who still are impressed by pre-sliced bread.

You could but Abbott sitting there with him…..

Trump claims to be a germaphobe, yet he will not wear a mask, even when most of his campaign staff is covid positive. Guess ego trumps phobia…

When did straight reporting replace this editorial comment?

Good toon, thanks Ruben.

I’ve got it! Each mask will have a picture of T Rump’s fat RUMP on it – it’ll look as if we’re ALL kissing his…you know. He’d like that – it’s what he’s wanted all along!

For those of you still stuck in Trumplandia, I have four words for you all: I Told You So!!

I never get tired of those wacky Republicans killing Americans with their ignorance.

Shouldn’t that be “labtards?”

Not to worry.

There absolutely will be a vaccine by the end of the year.

Absolutely.

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The announcement will be made in early October and you can count on that.

The announcement will contain the schedule which will call for shipment of tens of thousands of doses in early January with only a couple minor issue to be worked out.

One or two of the people working on the vaccine and who are familiar with all the data and issues may be reported missing, but that will be fake news and there could be minor delays in the shipping schedule due to unforeseen events.

In a town hall meeting in Florida, imbeciles and lunatics (and a few showoffs who are both) attacked mask-wearing as some kind of plot from Satan (or something—they weren’t coherent, so I’m not morally obligated to understand their ravings.) One of the aforementioned showoffs blathered that masks interfere with “God’s miraculous breathing system.” It made me wonder if she thought a bandage or even a tourniquet would interfere with “God’s miraculous blood system”…….

Who’s the bearded cretin in the right background?

maybe it would have gone over better if they had made it chlorox-scented…

Yeah, masks are Stupid! I don’t wash my hands either! By the way… I’m opening a new restaurant down town. Come on by and enjoy a nice meal. But leave your F*#KI&G Mask at HOME!

Who’s that on the opposite side to the Vice Godbot? If he’s supposed to be Stephen Miller (adviser and actual literal Nazi, probably behind that Facebook ad starting with 14 words being bought 88 times), he does NOT have that much hair.

Here is my prediction:October 28th, 2020 – tRump calls a news conference to announce that, due entirely to his personal efforts, a 100 percent effective big, beautiful covid-19 vaccine has been developed, and will hit the shelves in 7 to 10 days. The world is saved by Donald Trump!November 3rd, 2020 – tRump is re-elected by a grateful and gleefully giddy nation, winning every seat in the electoral college. No need to even count those mail-in ballots.November 7th, 2020 – Reporter at tRump presser: “Um, sir, when will Americans be able to have access to the covid-19 vaccine?”tRump: “What vaccine? I didn’t say anything about any vaccine”Reporter: "But sir, you are on video tape saying that you had a vaccine…tRump: “Fake news”Reporter: “But, at your press conference you announced…”tRump: “FAKE! NEWS! You’re disgusting – get ’im out of here! Next question – yes, the gentleman from One America Network…”

You heard it here first…

I don’t even know what to think about anything anymore