Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2020

If nothing else, it would save time by getting sick sooner.

The meetings won’t be the same without you, Wiz.

especially if one of those meetings is with The Fink!

Are you kidding, or just not caffeinated enough yet. ALL meetings are with, for and about the King.

Snow day in eastern Ontario today. Woo Hoo!

Be careful what you wish for, especially nowadays

Wizards work in offices???

That won’t get you out of the teleconference.

What the heck Wiz. Just lie like everyone else.

The spooky thing is knowing this strip was drawn long enough ago for the “novel coronavirus 2019” not to be a widespread fear. Certainly before Iran’s deputy health minister insisted there was no major problem in Iran as he displayed his symptoms.

Or when the boss give the motivational speech, you can just hurl and be excused.

It always amazes me how the cartoons written a long time ago, reflect the present.

Hey, I love meetings. I get paid without having to do any real work.

Meetings: events where minutes are kept and hours are thrown away.

Meetings! BORING! Haribow and bagles and cream cheese, yes…..

But the sickness won’t kick in til Saturday, there goes the weekend.

Yeah, but Kings be like: “You still coming in, though, right…?”

being sick in bed trumps meetings in the office. I’ve seen his co-workers. How bad can they be?

According to the Ark story flooding is off the table but pestilence is still in play.

If there is one word that explains why humankind will never reach it’s full potential, that word is “meetings”.

Real wizards don’t do meetings!

Thin the herd.

Meetings at work? I thought that the Wiz was an independent contractor.