Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 13, 2021

I root for the spiders.

As M. Night Shyamalan would say, WHAT A TWIST!

I don’t think that armor would save the spider from a bird. The bird would still eat him but just end up with some serious indigestion.

It may be harder to SPLAAT it now, but that doesn’t mean I isn’t going to tries.

The king has some “spidey sense” maybe!

Garfield’s worst nightmare.

Well, he can’t do worse than Rodney….

Oh look! A new friend for Henry to play with.

That’s about where I’ve gotten with spiders. Turns out, they are better than bug sprays.

You do know why spiders make lousy Pilots don’t you? For they are always in a tail spin.

Sir Spider. I know him well.

Armoured Arachnid…..

The spider was way up on the ceiling. How could he protect the King from way up there? So the King had to bring the spider down to his level.

While on the throne this morning a giant spider crawled up onto the seat. I had to kill it or risk my jewels.

And the spider will probably do a better job than Rodney!

Spiders, snakes, and bats get a really bad wrap. . .I usually just get the spider on a piece of paper and take it outside. Believe me, they don’t want to be any nearer us than we want to be near them. . .

I thought it was a soldier ant at first, until I counted the number of legs.

The Fink is increasing his army……

There are spider Mandalorians?

The enemy of my enemy is my ally, unless I really, really hate them. Then they’re just a second front.

I’ll take care of the bugs myself. The spider has to die.

“Isn’t?”

https://twitter.com/realjameswoods/status/1370671030646185984?s=21 DOG DANCE!

Telling your Sovereign NO to an order to protect him from possible incipient harm is not conducive to career growth. It may well lead to your giving the executioner his final due.

i guess she’s more efficient than Rod

Fair arraignment. He also gets to keep anything he kills….,

What happened to Rod?

Creepy, crawly. Creepy, crawly. Creepy, creepy. Crawly, crawly. There he is wrapped in a ball.

And you would think a spider would be good at finding spies.

oh the irony

No wonder the fink rules the kingdom for so long. Delivering responsibility is an important aspect of leadership.