Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 03, 2021

And you’re sure it was his wand you were talking about?

Hahahahahaha!

Never make fun of the size of a man’s wand his shoe size or his big ears

Well, at least he didn’t turns you into toads or something.

The comic strip censor in Pearls Before Swine is gonna get you, Sir Rodney.

Look on the bright side. You wont sink.

This reminds me of a Star Trek episode “Requiem for Methuselah” where the Enterprise is shrunk down by a character named Flint (played by James Daly).

The Wiz could preserve the moment by filling the bottle with some whisky. The Scottish name for whisky is Uisge Beatha, literally, water of life.

HLARIOUS. Good question Blanche. Ya never know…. Preparing for a pillow fight it looks like. We’ may need your vacuum or well be dancing with brooms for a week.

Nice going, Rodney…you just HAD to go and pick a fight with someone who’s packing a wand!

Never giggle at the wiggle of a wizards wand. No mirth at the girth either, is advised.

Oy! Never say anything about the size of ANYONES wand!

Capt Jack Sparrow had this same problem after he reclaimed the Black Pearl in the form of a ship in a bottle, he was still unable to restore it to normal size. Kept the bottle containing the Black Pearl inside his coat. Next to the Rum.

It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic in it!

Wand envy.

Reminds me of a joke concerning a African tribe witch doctor…..

Beware of offending a dark wizard!

What do women wizards use instead of a wand? A button perhaps?

I guess Rodney’s there for making the joke, and Bung for laughing at it.

Without reading previous comments (purposely), that last comment could go horribly awry…

Wand eh?

Submitted for your approval…..In the Twilight Zone

Is Blanche complaining about the wand’s size?

It may be small, but it is definitely powerful…..

The size of his what? Shouldn’t it be his wife making that joke?

It’s a shock for Rodney, but Bung has lived in a bottle most of his life.

Henry is going to crack that bottle over Allah’s blasphe.ist and dance the salsa. No RAT can escape Henry and Bong knew this wasn’t about The Wizard of Id’s WAND. We just got in a tiff over why the rat jumped in front of the dragon in the year of the ram and still isn’t Henry’s on a skewer.

So who knew Wizards were sensitive about the size of their wand.

A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end.

He should never have wished for a one-inch bosun. :) ??

umm, i don’t get the joke

Truth is you should never make fun of or question the logic a spell caster. Just ask Granny Weatherwax about how many people she has convinced that it would be better to take her advice, less she make a second trip to see them.

Wiz, the size of the wand doesn’t matter. It’s whether you still have the magic. (Prepares counterspell, for we Dungeons & Dragons geeks are ready).

They’re about to embark on a voyage… wand or lust?