Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 03, 2021

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    TexTech  over 3 years ago

    And you’re sure it was his wand you were talking about?

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    WentBrown  over 3 years ago

    Hahahahahaha!

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    suv2000  over 3 years ago

    Never make fun of the size of a man’s wand his shoe size or his big ears

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Well, at least he didn’t turns you into toads or something.

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    baddawg1989  over 3 years ago

    The comic strip censor in Pearls Before Swine is gonna get you, Sir Rodney.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Look on the bright side. You wont sink.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    This reminds me of a Star Trek episode “Requiem for Methuselah” where the Enterprise is shrunk down by a character named Flint (played by James Daly).

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Wiz could preserve the moment by filling the bottle with some whisky. The Scottish name for whisky is Uisge Beatha, literally, water of life.

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    Coydog1  over 3 years ago

    HLARIOUS. Good question Blanche. Ya never know…. Preparing for a pillow fight it looks like. We’ may need your vacuum or well be dancing with brooms for a week.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Nice going, Rodney…you just HAD to go and pick a fight with someone who’s packing a wand!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Never giggle at the wiggle of a wizards wand. No mirth at the girth either, is advised.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Oy! Never say anything about the size of ANYONES wand!

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    Capt Jack Sparrow had this same problem after he reclaimed the Black Pearl in the form of a ship in a bottle, he was still unable to restore it to normal size. Kept the bottle containing the Black Pearl inside his coat. Next to the Rum.

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    carlosrivers  over 3 years ago

    It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic in it!

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wand envy.

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    montylc2001  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke concerning a African tribe witch doctor…..

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    Tentoes  over 3 years ago

    Beware of offending a dark wizard!

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    proclusstudent  over 3 years ago

    What do women wizards use instead of a wand? A button perhaps?

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    Cincoflex  over 3 years ago

    I guess Rodney’s there for making the joke, and Bung for laughing at it.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Without reading previous comments (purposely), that last comment could go horribly awry…

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Wand eh?

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    jsimpso1  over 3 years ago

    Submitted for your approval…..In the Twilight Zone

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    felipenollaFFA  over 3 years ago

    Is Blanche complaining about the wand’s size?

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    It may be small, but it is definitely powerful…..

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    The size of his what? Shouldn’t it be his wife making that joke?

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    It’s a shock for Rodney, but Bung has lived in a bottle most of his life.

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    Coydog1  over 3 years ago

    Henry is going to crack that bottle over Allah’s blasphe.ist and dance the salsa. No RAT can escape Henry and Bong knew this wasn’t about The Wizard of Id’s WAND. We just got in a tiff over why the rat jumped in front of the dragon in the year of the ram and still isn’t Henry’s on a skewer.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    So who knew Wizards were sensitive about the size of their wand.

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    BlueKnight1966  over 3 years ago

    A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    He should never have wished for a one-inch bosun. :) ??

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    beezzll  over 3 years ago

    umm, i don’t get the joke

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    Truth is you should never make fun of or question the logic a spell caster. Just ask Granny Weatherwax about how many people she has convinced that it would be better to take her advice, less she make a second trip to see them.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wiz, the size of the wand doesn’t matter. It’s whether you still have the magic. (Prepares counterspell, for we Dungeons & Dragons geeks are ready).

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    They’re about to embark on a voyage… wand or lust?

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