Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 23, 2021

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    His Majesty’s Secret Service, ladies and gentlemen!

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    At least they’re pretty dexterous.

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Takes talent to deliver a beer by catapult. Gotta love that "fatoing’!

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    Orcatime  over 3 years ago

    Good aiming.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    Drinking on the job? If this wasn’t the middle ages when beer was safer then the water. I’d say Fink needed to change his workplace regulations.

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    coratelli  over 3 years ago

    Next: Pizza!

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    The king should be happy that they beer him in mind!

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    What are friends for, right?

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Better that they’re drunks and not plotting to overthrow the king.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good thing they didn’t have carbonated drinks back then. Or he would loose most of his drink when he would open the bottle.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Out the door

    Over the wall

    Up the tower

    Nothing but net!

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    sadly true.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Fink’s safety might be first. But the fun stuff is second.

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    So who is that one man they are doing all that for? Jack Daniels or Bud Weiser?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You have to admit, their pretty resourceful when they want to be.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 3 years ago

    The Fink is surrounded by ID-iots.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

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    Display  over 3 years ago

    Anybody ever watch a military precision drill team? Likely they’re not too bad at using the rifles they use if called upon to do more than drill with them, eh?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Oy

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    carlosrivers  over 3 years ago

    Might want to treat them a LOT better then…

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    It’s always a good time for a beer.

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    Bruce388  over 3 years ago

    Great sound effects.

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    phlash  over 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t open that for a few minutes…

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    They’re creative, I’ll give them that.

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    klapre  over 3 years ago

    They seem better than the Secret Service

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Hey FINK! You get what you pay for with your employees.

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    Dgwphotos  over 3 years ago

    No, the Castle is NOT just for one man. It’s for the defense of the town (or occasionally specific terrain).

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Grin and beer it, Fink!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    Impressive teamwork.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    At least my cocktail will be shaken well

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    vp  over 3 years ago

    If your people are happy, they’ll do everything to keep you safe

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    PaulLeckner  over 3 years ago

    Everyone is gonna gripe. I would rather have rich people problems.

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